Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHY WOULD HE DRESS LIKE A HOT DOG?
ANN, WOULD YOU JUST...
I'M GUESSING HIS FATHER'S RICH.
I'M GONNA KICK HIM AND PINCH HIS NOSE.
SHE'S ACTING WEIRD.
YES. I WAS 16.
NOT THAT THAT BIG FLIRT
BECAUSE AS OF NOW, THERE'S NO MORE LUNCH.
IT'S OUR SUBCONSCIOUS TALKING TO US -- WARNING US,
LET'S REALLY LIVE IT UP. CARPE DIEM, BABY.
YOU KNOW, WITH THE FOOD.
I'LL CLEAR A PATH AND ORDER SOME FOOD.
YOUR SUITS ARE NOT A DEDUCTION, MICHEL.
GIGI IS ASLEEP, WHICH IS BASICALLY A MIRACLE,
IT TAKES 12 HOURS FOR THE BATTERY TO WEAR OUT.
NOT TO KOWTOW AND MAKE NICE.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
THEY SAY ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER.
IN THE HISTORY OF ITS EXISTENCE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
HOW DO YOU SEE YOUR POSITION IN AMERICAN LETTERS?
YOU HAVE TO STIR THE NACHO CHEESE EVERY 20 MINUTES
NO, SHE DOESN'T. JUST -- COME HERE.
SHE'S NOT.
BUT FOR YOU, I'LL WAKE HER UP.
GEE, I WONDER WHO THAT'S FOR.
THE DRAGONFLY DOESN'T SERVE HOT DOGS.
THAT'S IT?
I DON'T MAKE ANYTHING, AND I DON'T WANT THE RELIGION BEAT.
HEY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ARTICLE.
IF I HAD A NICKEL...
WHAT?
I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO LOOK AT IT THAT WAY
SAYS THAT YOU STOLE HIS FLIP-FLOPS.
* LA LA LA LA LA
THE TRUCKER CROWD OFF HIGHWAY 84.
THEN PLEASE DON'T TRY.
SINCE WHEN?
AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET
I'M GUESSING THAT MAKES TWO OF YOU.
AND HE SAID HE WOULD TRY AND GET HIM FOR AN INTERVIEW,
WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR FATHER WAS IN IT,
CD SALES ARE UP THIS YEAR. YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?
I AM THE FIRST THING THAT A CUSTOMER SEES.
HELLO.
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, COME SIT DOWN. NO, I CAN'T STAY.
READY? ALMOST.
AND ORDERING NOTHING AT ALL BUT TEA!
I GUESS WE CAN JUST...
'CAUSE YOU LOOK SO FREAKY.
WELL, HE'S MORE PRIVILEGED AND WAY MORE WHITER.
RIGHT. NEW ANGLE.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET YOURSELF A CUP OF COFFEE?
IT'S JUST A DREAM, PARIS.
YOU'RE A REPORTER NOW. LEARN TO SAY "ASS."
YOU -- TROUBLE? STOP.
EXACTLY. MY HEAD, MY CONK, NO BIT.
I DON'T CARE HOW OLD HE IS, HE CAN TAKE YOU.
I'M GONNA KICK BUTT. YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] EXCUSE ME.
ANYHOW, I'M DOING AN EXPOSé ON THIS ONE PARTICULAR CLUB,
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK YOU'RE THE BEST.
LISTEN, I HAVE ABOUT A MILLION IDEAS FOR MY FIRST STORY,
YOU MUST HAVE FOUND A NEW ANGLE ON IT, RIGHT?
SHE KNOWS I'M WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT AS LAST WEEK.
STAND IN FRONT OF ME JUST IN CASE.
HAS ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
WHEN SHE'S NOT CLIMBING, SHE'S SCREAMING.
THE DOWNLOADING STORY WAS A DEAD END.
HE WOULD PACK IT AWAY --
YOU DESERVE HAZARD PAY.
* I WILL FOLLOW
GREAT.
BUT THERE IS NO LUNCH.
WHO'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT BEING A JOURNALIST HER ENTIRE LIFE --
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
WITH A REAL NEWSPAPERMAN LIKE YOURSELF,
I'M HEADING BACK TO MY ROOM.
PARIS!
HEY, MOM. YOU SOUND HAPPY.
JUST GIVE IT TIME.