Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THE WAY WE PLAY IS THAT YOU NAME ANY DISH IN THE WORLD,
"CHICAGO IX," "CHICAGO X."
SO WE'RE BOOTED UP,
CONGRATULATIONS, GLENN.
THAT THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO TO SAVE THE INN
IT'S BEEN CANCELED.
I'M SURE IT'S NOT THE ONLY THING.
PAINFUL BUT VERY PICTURESQUE DEATHS.
DIFFERENT SCHOOL, BUT SAME RORY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
I'M KIND OF A STINGY, COLD FELLA,
YOU MAKE GREAT ICE TEA -- LEGENDARY.
BECAUSE THEY'RE BASTARDS.
LUNCH AT THE DRAGONFLY!
FIRST I THOUGHT I COULD DO AN UPDATE
I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE
MAYBE I'LL LOOK FOR SOMETHING PART TIME AT A LOCAL PAPER.
I CALMED HIM DOWN, AND WE SORT OF GOT THE PLACE IN ORDER.
THIS IS COLLEGE -- A VERY BIG, IMPORTANT COLLEGE.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
YOU'RE A PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE.
WELL, AREN'T YOU?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHAT'S WRONG?
THE LIGHTS ARE ON IN YOUR JEEP.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
YOU'RE STRONGER.
WHEN WE OPENED THE INN?
MAN, IT'S RW APPLE AGAIN.
SUPEREXCLUSIVE CLUBS HERE AT YALE.
I HEAR MYSELF GETTING NUTTY.
"THE TIMES" NEVER WOULD HAVE PICKED IT.
GOOD. MAKE SURE HE STAYS THERE.
TILL EVERY PERSON IN STARS HOLLOW
WHILE SHE WAS STILL WEARING FOOTSIE PAJAMAS.
IT SAID THAT SHERRY HAD BEEN OFFERED A JOB IN PARIS,
I GOT TO GO.
TWO MINUTES. GO.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
I DO HAVE TO HAND IT TO HIM.
NO! I DON'T!
THAT WAS ARTHUR MILLER.
I GO TO WORK AT 8:00, GIVING ME 2 HOURS TO SPARE
NO, I SAY THAT LIKE IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
COFFEE SOUNDS GOOD. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
I PICK THAT WAY. WE CAN START RIGHT NOW.
NO WAY.
EVERYTHING'S FINE. A FAMILY'S A FAMILY.
TAKE OFF CLOTHES, GET IN SHOWER, TURN ON WATER.
WELL, DOYLE, MY FRIEND.
WHAT DID I DO? I WASTED TWO WHOLE MONTHS
HELP
NOPE. YOU SEEM MAD.
NOT HERE, EITHER.
I HAVE THE BALL GOWNS, THE GIRL IN THE GORILLA MASK,
SHH.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW?
I WANT FEATURES. YOU KNOW THAT.
SO, HE WAS MARRIED TO MARILYN MONROE.
I THINK THAT'S GREAT, RORY.
"IT'S NO BIG DEAL," HE SAYS.
IT'S NOT EVEN MY BEST PIECE.
BUT LOWER QUALITY. GOT THAT?
NO APPLESAUCE.
AND I HAVE TO GET RID OF MY LUNCH.
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S EASY.
KEYS.
FINE.
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
BE GOING TOO FAR?
BELT OUT "STAND BY YOUR MAN."
AND RUNNING AROUND IN A CIRCLE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
YEAH, GOOD.
HUH.
COME ON. LET'S GO BACK IN THE CRIB, HUH?
I'M NOT GONNA BE ANY TROUBLE AT ALL.
WELL, WELCOME HOME, BABE.
WOW. ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT HOT?
HE'S KIND AND -- WELL, HE'S THERE, AND SHE'S HAPPY.
LEFT HER WITH CHRIS.