Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

EVERYONE ELSE HAD THESE AMAZINGLY PRODUCTIVE SUMMERS --

MORE NICK CAVE GOT MUGGED BY PAUL WELLER,

DID YOU KNOW THAT PRIESTS HAVE A FABULOUS SENSE OF HUMOR?

* OH, LA LA LA LA LA

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR OF ALL TIME?

AND EATING DINNER ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR ON PAPER PLATES.

MR. GILMORE IS OUT OF TOWN.

THAT WAS A MAN THAT KNEW HOW TO EAT.

SOUNDS LIKE A HELL OF A SCOOP.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

YOU WERE WEARING A LOVELY

JERRY, CITY ARTS. RORY, FEATURES. GLENN, CRIME.

WOW. I'M STUNNED.

I GOT A HOT SCOOP ON A TALL BLONDE,

THE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME.

A LITTLE CONDIMENT HUMOR FOR YOU.

WHEN IS SHE GETTING HOME?

"CD SALES ARE DOWN BUT UP FROM LAST YEAR.

OF COURSE I'LL BE AGGRAVATED. YOU FORGOT THE RED VINES.

YOU LOOK AT ME MORE THAN I LOOK AT ME.

BUT PROBABLY GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ

I SEE A LOT OF GROWTH THIS MONTH.

BUT MY GOAL IS TO GET IT ALL FROM ABBA TO ZAPPA.

LUNCH HAS BEEN CANCELED.

ACTUALLY, THERE'S NONE LEFT.

I FOUND THIS IN A 1996 EDITION OF THE "YALE DAILY NEWS."

SO I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD RUN SOME OF THEM BY YOU,

YOU MADE VEAL PARMESAN, AND IT FELT VERY REAL.

SHE WAS SORRY, BUT SHE HAD TO DO THIS FOR HER.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL WE SEE HOW IT'S CATCHING ON.

THAT GUY'S A REAL PIECE OF WORK.

BREAKFAST SEEMS TO BE BREAKING EVEN,

THE BEST THING IS NANCY, THIS GIRL ON THE FOURTH FLOOR,

HEY, HUNTZBERGER.

OH. DID YOU SEE THE SEQUEL?

* JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY

LINA, ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT. SANG, WOODBRIDGE HALL.

SHE GOT A JOB OFFER IN PARIS,

IT WASN'T A BIT.

OKAY, LET'S TRY IT STRAIGHT.

I TURN IN MY ARTICLE ON THAT MONDAY.

BUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS HURTING."

I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MY OWN PERSONAL WHATEVER.

WHEN DOES SHE GET BACK?

WHEN? YESTERDAY.

MY DREAM WAS TELLING ME

SOMETIMES I DESERVED THEM, AND SOMETIMES I DIDN'T.

OF "CHICAGO LIVE AT THE CUMBERLAND CIVIC CENTER"

AT THE "MUNCIE MESSENGER"

AND CUTTING OUT LUNCH IS NOT THE --

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?

AND IF YOU DIDN'T, I COULD CARE LESS.

SINCE RORY BROKE UP WITH DEAN THE FIRST TIME.

WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW?

WOULD YOU BRING US A PHONE BOOK, PLEASE.

WHERE IS SHERRY?

EXCELLENT TO HEAR.

AND I FIGURED SINCE YOU'RE IN IT

CATCHY. CATCHY.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS.

OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP GORE VIDAL

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

OKAY, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHERRY'S REALLY THIN, SO...

WE'RE BOOKED SOLID THE LAST THREE WEEKS OF NOVEMBER.

AND SHERRY'S FRIENDS -- THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS OR LIKE KIDS.

'CAUSE HE GOES THROUGH A LOT OF PAPER.