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SOUNDS ROUGH.
I THINK WE SHOULD GET TO THE MOVIES.
[ LAUGHING ] HE DID IT.
I'M GOING.
THIS IS A RESTAURANT, NOT A COFFEE SHOP.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM.
HAS TRIED LUNCH AT THE DRAGONFLY.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS CRY AND SCREAM AND --
I NEVER TELL ANYBODY WHAT I'M WORKING ON.
IT IS NOT HIS FAULT.
SHE'S TAKING MY LUNCHES AWAY.
THAT I WORE THIS EXACT OUTFIT TO DINNER LAST FRIDAY NIGHT.
AND SAID THE PHRASE "IN OMNIA PARATUS,"
I HAVE YET TO RUN AROUND IN A CIRCLE IN MY UNDERWEAR.
IT ALWAYS ENDS UP THE SAME WAY.
BUT MAYBE NOT.
SISTERS IN BLOOD, BUT BITTER RIVALS.
NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE EVERY DAY.
OH, YEAH.
THEN YOU ENTER THE ALBUM YOU WANT IN THE SEARCH FIELD.
THE KEYS ARE IN THE DOOR.
KEEP KIRK AWAY FROM THE BUSINESS.
BUT THIS IS THE TIME FOR WORK, FOR LEARNING.
HER FATHER WAS THE GUY WHO RAN SECURITY AT THE GALLERY
HIS FATHER'S MITCHUM HUNTZBERGER.
SO THERE'S NOT A LOT OF PROFIT RIGHT NOW.
WELL, COME ON, GIG, JUST A LITTLE SLEEP, HUH?
ALL RIGHT.
I'M KIDDING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT.
THAT NORMAN MAILER IS HAVING LUNCH AT THE DRAGONFLY,
IT'S JUST LIKE ME COMING INTO A BOOKSTORE
AND IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
ANN'S JUST TRYING TO HELP. OH, ANN HATES ME.
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.
OKAY, SO OVER HERE BY THIS SEMI-POLLUTED BROOK,
TO MASTURBATING IN A COFFIN,
I'M EITHER THE BEST OR I'M NOT, AND I HAVE NO IDEA.
WE COULD END UP LIKE THE VAN BURENS.
THEY ALL SOUND FINE TO ME.
WHAT?
WHEN SHE BRINGS THE DRINKS, LET'S NOT COASTERS.
I'VE BEEN TRAVELING SO MUCH, THEN I GET HOME TO THIS,
I DID NOT AGREE TO STOP SERVING LUNCH.
JUST STAY ONE LIGHTNING BOLT'S LENGTH AWAY FROM ME
RIGHT OFF OF FIJI.
TO RESPOND TO MY ARTICLE.
GLENN GOT HIMSELF PUBLISHED IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES."
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHANGE THE PORCH LIGHT?
YOUR PREROGATIVE.
FROM CHANGING A DIRTY PORCH LIGHT.
WILL RUN INTERFERENCE FOR US.
NO, THAT'S OKAY. I CAN'T STAY LONG.
DID YOU SEE "MOTHMAN PROPHECIES"? YES.
I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW NIGHT.
SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER.
YOU THINK IT SOUNDS IMPORTANT ENOUGH?
THERE'S A SEQUEL?
SHERRY LEFT YOUR DAD.
AND I WILL NOT REST
I MUST HAVE REALLY OVERCOOKED IT, THEN.
THEY'RE STUCK.
IS TO GET RID OF LUNCH.
NOT A CHANCE. THEY FIT PERFECTLY.
ANOTHER OPTION WOULD BE STAYING HERE, ORDERING PIZZA,
HOLD OUT, KID. YOU'VE GOT HIM ON THE ROPES NOW.
SHH!
HI, WE SHOULD BE ON THE GUEST LIST.
OKAY.
SO, YOU'LL CATCH UP.
YOU HAVE A FULL STAFF FOR A BASICALLY EMPTY DINING ROOM.
YES. IT IS A HEARTBREAKING SAGA
THERE YOU GO.
AND I WILL ORDER SOME FOOD AND START TO CLEAN UP.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL.
THE WORLD'S SMALL. MAIDS TALK.
WHAT ABOUT LUNCH?
[ GASPS ] YOU'RE PREGNANT?
AS IN ABBY AND ANN.
THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ANYMORE.
DOWN LAST YEAR. UP THIS YEAR. WEIRD.
THAT'S RIGHT. I HAD TO GO IN THE BACK WAY
YOU GOT PLENTY WITHOUT ME, HUH?
BYE.
DROP LUNCH? DID SHE SAY, "DROP LUNCH"?
GETTING AN INTERVIEW WITH AN ACTUAL MEMBER
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS FOOD?
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
OKAY, WELL, YOU SMELL AS GOOD AS YOU LOOK.
MAYBE I'LL JUST HEAD BACK TO SCHOOL.
[ SIGHS ]