Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS.
THE DRYER'S FINE.
I DON'T EVEN READ "THE NEW YORK TIMES."
YOU'RE THE CATCH-UP GIRL, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH KETCHUP GIRL,
WE'RE THE COOL PLACE WHERE NORMAN MAILER LIKES TO HANG.
HE TAKES UP SPACE, HE DRINKS ICE TEA,
LUKE DID THE FUNNIEST BIT BEFORE.
WHICH I IMAGINE IS A MAJOR -- OH, NO.
I'VE GOT TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAYS OFF.
IT'S NOT FAIR THAT EVERYBODY ELSE GETS TO KEEP THEIR THING,
WE'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME AFTERTHOUGHTS.
WOW. YOU LOOK, UH, GREAT.
WHERE PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY DIED
I PAID KIRK OUT OF MY OWN MONEY,
SO I AUTOMATICALLY LIKE THESE GUYS BETTER.
SO, LEN, TELL ME ABOUT WHEN OR, UH, IF -- IF --
JUST UNTIL THINGS PERK UP.
AND I KNOW THAT NORMAN MAILER'S NOT RESPONSIBLE
WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRYER?
AND ME -- THE PERSON
SHE READ "THE NAKED AND THE DEAD"
WHEN THE ONLY PERSON OUT THERE IS NORMAN MAILER?
SO SOMEDAY WHEN I'M RUNNING THE CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A DELICIOUS LUNCH AT THE DRAGONFLY.
THEY PICK UP SOMETHING, AND THEY PUBLISH IT.
OF ILLEGAL MUSIC DOWNLOADING ON CAMPUS,
OH. I'M SORRY. YOU MEANT THE RELIGION BEAT.
TEA?
WELL, YOUR DAD IS GONNA NEED A LITTLE HELP...
TO KEEP YOUR CELL ON VIBRATE DURING MASS OUTRAGEOUS?
HE LEAVES THEM OUT IN HIS HALLWAY,
WHERE I REGULARLY STOP ON MY WAY HOME TO GET DRUNK
IF RABBI FELDMAN CALLS,
AS IN MR. AND MRS. PRESIDENT?
THANKS FOR THE INFO.
SECRET HANDSHAKES AND SECRET SAYINGS
I HATE CHICAGO. USE A TROMBONE, GO TO JAIL.
DID YOU CATCH THE SUBTLE SUCKING UP?
A THING OF THE PAST?"
MAYBE LATER. THANKS.
HEY, YOU WAITING ON ME?
I CAN TAKE DOWN ALL 22 CHICAGO ALBUMS.
SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEED TO THE MOVIES,
BUT I HAVE PLENTY OF STUFF WITHOUT YOU.
MONSIGNOR, WHY IS ASKING YOU
I KNOW.
HOW NAIVE OF ME.
AND WE'RE SEARCHING THE NETWORK FOR OTHER CLIENTS, RIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT THEY DID WITH OUR BOY GLENN HERE.
I HAVEN'T SHOWERED SINCE SEATTLE.
THAT'S ALL POSITIVE NEWS.
THAN THE SKULL-AND-BONES CROWD.
OOH, YEAH.
DOYLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FEATURES BEAT.
RORY, LISTEN TO ME.
WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT, BUT I'M OKAY WITHOUT IT.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.
AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE'S STILL BREATHING.
I CAN'T COME NOW. I'M WORKING.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THAT I SPENT ALL SUMMER IN INDIANA
AND THAT JUST ONLY SEEMS TO MAKE ME CRAZIER.
SANORA THOMAS WAS IN MY DREAM, TOO.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING IN THERE
I MEAN, 'CAUSE --
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF ABANDONING MY POST,
I WILL.
IN OMNIA PARATUS -- VERY FANCY CATCHPHRASE, BY THE WAY --
WHICH IS ME.
CHICKEN'S BURNING.
WHAT WAS I WEARING?
SHE WASN'T HERE LAST WEEK.
YOU WILL FIND FIND LARGE, SCARY SPIDERS
TILL TUESDAY.