Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GET ON THE INSIDE.

YOU HAD MORE OF A CHANCE

JUST CHECKING IN. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

SHE SAID SHE HAD PUT HER CAREER ON HOLD

YOU DON'T REMEMBER, BUT YOU EXPECT ME TO?

RORY, NICE TO SEE YOU.

DO WHAT, SHOWER? OH, YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

LUKE, I'M VERY SORRY. THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY.

I'M TOUCHING THE RUG WITH MY FEET.

SO EITHER WAY, LET'S SKIP THE COMPLIMENTS.

I JUST THINK IT'S EXTREMELY COINCIDENTAL

JESSE JACKSON'S BARBER'S NUMBER?

PRIVILEGED WHITE MALES.

HOW DO YOU KNOW LOGAN?

KISS GIGI FOR ME.

NO. NO KEYS HERE.

THAT NORMAN MAILER IS COMING IN HERE EVERY DAY

HE WHAT? [ SIGHS ]

AND END UP WITH WEIRD MOTH DISEASE.

I THINK I'M GONNA GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE.

I KNOW. MICHEL, CAN YOU GET ANN SOME COFFEE?

I'VE GOT TO CALL AND TELL RORY.

SHE SAID IT WAS MY TURN.

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW DIRTY IT IS UP THERE

I BANGED MY HEAD ON THE STOVE, AND IT HURT LIKE HELL.

GWill34 you're evil!

I GOGGLED THE PHRASE.

* LA LA LA LA LA

SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP.

WE PLAY A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL "STUMP THE CHEF,"

SOMEONE SURE LIKES TO USE BIG WORDS.

I DON'T MAKE VEAL PARMESAN.

DREAMS TELL YOU THINGS.

BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU COME BACK,

AND GET THEM OVER TO YOU.

HERE'S A 1986 BOOTLEG

TO SEE MY MOTHER WEARING THE SAME THING I WORE LAST FRIDAY.

I'M GONNA KEEP SAYING NO TO YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO SCREW THIS UP.

WHAT, GLENN, YOU DON'T WANT CRIME?

AND WE'RE ALL JUST REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.

BUT THERE NEVER IS.

HEY, RORY, DID YOU SEE THIS?

YOU GOT BAMBI VOICE. I DO NOT HAVE BAMBI VOICE.

AND YOU'LL EVENTUALLY LEAD ME THERE, ANYWAY.

I WANT TO DO THIS STORY.

YEAH. THAT WOULD BE ONE OPTION -- GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.

MR. MAILER, IT'S JUST SUCH A GREAT HONOR

HE WAS FREAKING OUT

BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS.

ALL THIS SEEMED A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT INTERESTING WEIRD.

OH. THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO LOOK AT IT.

AND SHE GOT IN THIS FANCY, BLACK S.U.V.

OKAY, THIS ROOM IS DEFINITELY KEYLESS. KITCHEN.

LUNCH IS MY THING.

YOU STILL MAD AT ME?

I'M LORELAI, THE DAUGHTER. THIS IS RORY, THE GRANDDAUGHTER.

BETTER GET BACK TO WORK, RIGHT, BOSS?

WHEN BILLY JOEL CAME INTO THE INDEPENDENCE INN,

SHE'S MOVING REALLY FAST.

AS TRIVIAL AS COMPETITION FOR THE RELIGION BEAT

OH, THERE SHE GOES AGAIN.

SO YOU CAN HAVE A ROMANTIC NIGHT OF PROOFREADING, HUH?

A NOVEL IS LIKE A SECRET AFFAIR,

DOWNLOADING STORIES ARE EVERYWHERE,

THERE'S ONE OR TWO THINGS WRONG WITH THEM.

HEY, YOU DON'T TRUST MY GUT.

IT'S JUST TEMPORARY, BUT AS OF NOW, IT'S GONE.

YOU'RE HEMORRHAGING MONEY AT LUNCH.

AH, MY DESK -- BEAUTIFUL.

I'LL READ IT TO YOU.

AND THE HONORABLE MUHAMMAD ABDUL AZIZ