Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lyman lost a cufflink at the flat of a prostitute,

I realize as a student how exciting it must have been

But I don't think that she deserved to die.

I mean if it pans out, it'll be fantastic.

(CHUCKLES) What?

Okay, I want you to watch me very closely. Pay very strict attention here.

Oh, yes. What did you want to tell me?

You're a new face.

PETER: Oh, really? Yes. Henry Moore.

Yes, of course, child!

Oh, you play these violins? Oh, me? God, no. No, no.

Do you play an instrument, either of you?

I'm telling you. We need clues, we need a lead. We gotta start someplace.

It was the six of hearts. Six of hearts.

(LAUGHING) What do you do, Mr. Spence?

Why not? My father.

Okay, that's it. Finito. I've had it.

Because it, you know, it's on the wrong side, and I...

Right now. I need to talk to you.

No, no, we're not going to do this because it's not legal... You...

So I slept with him and I didn't even get the interview.

Was that the question that you just asked?

Yeah, the dematerializer.

We're here to take a dip.

(STUTTERING) Yeah, but not a hooker?

I've taken some salmon, you know. Organic.

You're a wonderful... A credit to your race and a magnificent group of people.

Yes, actually I'm up for the part of Desiree

and cuts people's neckties off.

It's elegant, yet understated. I like that.

Oh, well, you're certainly beautiful enough.

You know, that way you get your last big scoop.

I could use a drink.

Don't be silly. Particularly if he's got a twisted mind.

Sweetheart, you should live and be well, prosper.

Though I agree you haven't got enough to pull the trigger yet.

Thanks, Sidney.

My name is not Jade Spence.

(STUTTERING) Sid. Sid Waterman Spence.

Who is Jade Spence?

I'll make it very worth your while, you know and...

Or maybe he does folk dancing.

Listen, I have to talk to you about something very serious.

You remember the last murder? The police found a clue.

Oh, a newspaperman. He's now deceased.

(COUGHING) All right, here. Here we are.

(SONDRA GASPING)

Not a painting. A sandwich.

This is the advantage of a private lake.

So Betty is short for Elizabeth a lot of times.

So if you'll step out and find someone for me.

You got years for scoops.

(EXCLAIMS) How sweet is that? So naive.

You know, I wish I had more time to practice,

Unfortunately for Elizabeth Gibson, she elected to blackmail him.

PETER: Jade? What's the matter?

I thought that... It's plywood. I built it.

He asked me to go dancing next week.

Hi. VIVIAN: Guess what?

He gave me the combination to a safe.

I mean, our vibes must have kind of meshed together and...

No, tell them, tell them. (GIGGLES) No.

I don't know what you've been smoking,

to believe you might be the Tarot Card Killer.

MAN 1: Not with his own money, though. No, no, he got it on expenses.

All right. All I'm saying, is that in order to make an accusation,

I thought you were nuts so many times I can't recall the exact one.

(STUTTERING) Back off. You know, you're getting so upset.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) She's nervous. Don't be nervous, sweetheart.

Come on, sweetheart. Chop, chop. You're gonna be late.

You don't make an accusation.

Oh, yes, well, I can understand that,

Sir, I think he'd been drinking, from his behavior.

WOMAN: How did you get here?

Stop putting these paranoid thoughts in my head!

Yes. My daughter is in the country with Mr. Lyman.

She just won't listen to me. She hates me.

I was at dinner, and... With your father?

(TRITSCH-TRATSCH POLKA PLAYING)