Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, don't get me wrong, it's a great profession.
(EXCLAIMS) A landsman! United States! Fantastic!
Well, I can't say I'm not walking on air.
Mr. Perkins sent out Vector to steal the moon
We can phone in an anonymous tip.
and I'm gonna have your molecules split up. I'm gonna split 'em up.
No, it's 12. Twelve jet planes and eight... No.
Oh, I've gotten very interested in New Age phenomena recently.
He's a respected millionaire. You can't accuse anyone,
Get off me! Get off me!
my glasses, you know, float off my head into the pool.
Do you remember this? Do you remember this little item? This clue?
You know what Joe Strombel said?
but she looked like Sitting Bull.
You do? Yes.
When last I saw her, she...
God, it's you!
Come on!
I'm not really sure.
I'll do this on my own. I don't need you. Go back to your card tricks.
I'd find a way to get the facts
And you may be deceased, but you should not be discouraged.
If he'd had a tip that he considered reliable,
Peter, why don't you show them around?
and you saw me. I mean, how unnerving.
Oh, not the same Spences who own the shipping line?
Big story. Big, big, big scoop.
Your mother and I, we were at the orphanage,
Peter had the exact pair.
Ooh! Hey, I could get used to this.
He asked me if I believed in love at first sight.
Oh, I'm sure it's probably something that when he tells me,
but he's just... He's got a part missing, you know, he's crazy!
like Katharine Hepburn or Rosalind Russell.
Could I live in London? No.
and, oh, I can cook Chinese food. Ah.
I'm very big on the Philharmonic.
Do you have the combination?
The world is full of coincidences.
But he's not wrong.
I get sad around birthdays.
and that's where you'll wind up.
God, no. No.
Well, I was with him when the story broke about Prince Charles,
You got to get back to town right away.
I'm sorry.
to give the square haircuts a little charisma now and then.
Oh, come on, I'll have my driver take him home.
We're hard up for clues. It's not a clue.
Do you have a family?
Twelve spinning midgets.
your professional credibility is wrecked, sometimes for good.
What?
(LAUGHING)
I didn't know what to do, so I phoned my lawyer
I was telling you about. Oh, Lord Lyman.
Yes, well, I was just showing Father around. He loves English homes.
My whole family's in orthodontics. But...
I'm saying that he just did Elizabeth Gibson,
I'm just going to agitate some of your molecules and split them apart.
Not wrong here.
Hmm.
Suddenly I'm taking direction from a hunk of ectoplasm?
But you know, you're a very attractive, sexy girl.
and in the United States, I would have been a hero. I would have saved her.
Oh, that's so... No, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
You're not sure?
From the bottom of my heart, I say this with all due respect.
Hey, you know the old dirty joke
I notice you didn't get the red sweater.
Carefully. Listen to me, hmm? Write this down. This is a big story.
Uh...
I hardly think so. She's practically royalty.
'cause I got a great ear for that kind of thing.
Oh.
Oh, you have a new secretary? Oh, yes.
is about to merge with a company in the Middle East.
Oh, come on, Sidney. That's a real stretch. You're reaching now.
(SIGHS)
and she learned who I was, and...
God bless you, sweetheart. I'm from Brooklyn, too.
Oh, come on.
Go down the stairs, open the music room door. I'll keep Peter busy.
The English countryside!
'Cause I never wanted to have kids.
Fantastic. I love you, Wendy. I really do.
You know... Where are you going?
SONDRA: Oh, okay. Come.
(STAMMERING) It's eight
Drown.
I didn't know her. I hardly ever saw her come and go. She was quiet.
as adding some excitement to your life?
Because it looks terrible on his resume.
I'm Peter Lyman, by the way. Hi, Son...
I'll think about you whenever I wear it.
Jesus, this guy must be some lover, you know.
I rescued her from drowning in our club pool.
No, no, not the author. This was a girl I knew.
Where are we headed?
What does that mean?
where a bell goes off just right away?
No one knows of your relationship with him,
I mean that sincerely. God bless you.
who always sees the glass half-empty!
An inspiration,
which is too delicate to discuss, actually.
I came as a harlequin. She dressed as Petunia Pig.
and I just could not let that go on, could I?
We don't have much time here.
We'll talk about it later.
Just explain to them that...
By the way, is Peter Lyman here, by any chance?
I... Oh, I guess I'll have to buy a dress.
(GASPS)
I have a confession to make. Oh, God, so do I.