Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and whatever stupid thing we want.
- [BEEP] - [CHEERILY] Call me!
[SCOFFS] Well, this is ruined.
- Hello?! - Hello?
Are you watching that S.O.B. Phil Donahue again?
Look, are you the perfect father?
No. I nap because I work my [Bleep] fingers to the bone
- Hello? - Adam?
Uh... Barry's here, too, hanging out with me in my house.
He's a hero.
[SINGSONG] Hey, it's me again.
Look, all I want is to know that you're okay.
Think about it... What better way to get us out of trouble
the most important musical event of your lives.
BOTH: ♪ My parents went away on a week's vacation ♪
You guys think I'm a bad dad?
♪ When we go out to eat, he's the guy who pays ♪
let it be this...
my and my big bro were brainstorming ways
- ["LOVE NINJA" PLAYS] - Plus "Love Ninja,"
But you do care. That's clear now.
♪ But our dad cares about us in many ways ♪
I'm good. I don't care.
and how hard it can be.
You say my first and last name.
I know you're in my kitchen with my mom.
I mean, these dudes are basically identical to us.
You have to stop calling and worrying all the time.
Your room?
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- Bye, Geoff. - B-B-Bye, baby.
Nope. Ignore that.
No, damn it. Move it along.
That sounds worse.
Dude, I got to be honest.
W-What did she say?
My mom knows his aunt and hears good things.
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She'll never understand!
Which means all we got to do is
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That gray-haired bastard. All he does is make you worry.
That's just the same song as theirs.
- [PHONE DIALING] - Oh, God.
and then once a minute.
- [CROWD CHEERS] - Whoo!