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So, I was thinking "King Tuts and Egyptian Sluts."
♪ Sometimes I ask God why he made me a father ♪
That's for sure not the expression,
♪ I got an "A" on a test, and he said, "Big deal" ♪
So how 'bout this? One call a night.
You sure, Bar?
You guys are right.
- [TIRES SCREECH] - I'm so scared!
This shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar.
♪ Last name Goldberg, first name Murray ♪
Hi, sweet face.
♪ Can't you see I'm busy and don't wanna be bothered? ♪
Is someone, like, spying on us?
She's the coolest.
♪ You know what I'm sayin'? Dads just don't care ♪
And if you remember one thing from this conversation,
[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]
See? You worry for nothing, lady.
I got to drive to D.C. and save Erica
"Girls wanna drink rum?" or "have fun"?
the mean streets of West Philly
But we need to record a hit demo.
D... Hey, look who's watched
Oh, my God. Listen to yourself.
just admit it... our video's awesome.
"Children Just Do Understand"!
Really? I don't think
What? No. Geoff dialed me.
Honestly, that is all I need.
And I was like, "I see you."
Ugh, too bright. Here, try this on.
- Don't care. - BOTH: But we...
and fist fights with his own shadow.
- There's no time! - [HORN HONKS]
he was a home-grown Philly rap star
It's Geoff.
- a copy of our latest work in progress! - [CHUCKLES]
As Erica finally broke through to our mom,
You don't know!
Ah. [SIGHS]
♪ Now leave me alone and go upstairs" ♪
before Donahue does a special on her.
And then he broke down crying in his car.
And I'm spinning out. We all got our stuff.
"Bad Boy, Good Guy,"