Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want to be the Jazzy Jeff.
so we got to go, like, stupid big
It's true.
Are you sleeping?
- [BEEP] - Call me back.
"Dads Just Don't Care."
then she'll want to talk once an hour
When you guys were born, I promised myself
so you little [Bleep] can have
- Not you! - Just stop, Geoff.
Srini? Why don't I hear voices?
Haven't heard from you this morning.
Dude! Stop singing my part!
and Erica was feeling the freedom of life at college.
He also does swim therapy
- [BEEP] - BEVERLY: Adam, it's Mom. Give me a call.
where our parents are coming from
Yeah, but we flip it so it's "Parents Don't Understand."
ADULT ADAM: While my mom was failing to reach Erica,
No. I nap because I work my [Bleep] fingers to the bone
What are you doing? You'll ruin my rep.
What is happening right now?!
_
I just hated him for it.
- Go! - BOTH: Fine!
Everything is 100% fine.
Keep cool and ask the questions.
It's 'cause Erica started to, uh, sleep.
Yep, Erica would hate to admit it,
Hi! Sorry for the silence.
and many other awesome songs that mock our super-lazy father.
BEVERLY: Hey, Boopie! It's Mama!
- When will the madness end? - I don't think it ever will.
but, yes, I think we did.
♪ If we come to our dad and we need to cry ♪
Enough.
- You guys are morons. - We know.
his rhymes are always about funny, universal topics.
[SNORTS]
I do not care.
- Geoff? - Yep!
Bup-bup. I don't care.
Can we stop talking about banks?
Not much, just... here in my home,
Your mom's left like 50 messages.
And you know what? Go [Bleep] yourself.
No! No. Totally disagree.