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And after the totally understandable
Okay. So we do it on your back and pretend it's a thigh?
Wha-Wha-What? A feud?
Aunt Gayle, why did you say you were our mom?
Yes, let's leave. I'll take my fanny pack.
- (phone chimes) - She says she can't. She's rollerblading.
It was an accident, sort of.
Well, you know how she's pretty tatted up?
Did you say your name was Linda?
for a baked potato and then call it a Mother's Day.
(Bob panting)
that owning and taking care of cats
- Ooh, I think Mom's home. - Oh, no.
I'm gonna scratch Joey's eyes out.
because Joey bought Tony's dream house
It was a disaster.
and she got some really good Rollerblades.
Lorraine, our family doesn't have the recipe. We swear.
- What did you do? - (sighs) Here's the thing.
I gave her a bar of soap.
Well, this has just been delightful.
Wow. I love these pictures.
Here, check a look. It's on her upper, upper thigh.
- Take your shirt off. - Okay.
I think you're forgetting about Dad's uncle with huge feet.
- I do. - I mean, sort of whipped.
I think there are a couple of pictures
I might have to sell my truck, but that's okay.
And it's not that warm and the soda's not cold.
when she poured punch down my back
- Wait, who are they? - They're our cousins.
A different card from Tina?
Yeah, but you made this exact same card two years ago.
We were in the area and thought we'd drop by
I'm gonna call her.
A lady who plays the accordion?