Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's after midnight. Happy birthday.
Bugger!
Whisky.
I like people to ask.
They lured the sailors with their songs.
Wherever do you find shoes to fit?
Tuppy's given up smokes for her.
The dress?
She's the one with Lord Augustus.
She'll give you a good discount.
The other hand, then.
I had a dream about Mrs Erlynne today.
I love you.
You're not me.
it's better coming from me.
Can't, sorry.
And it's known me as rich as a king
I can't believe it - she's got him!
Lord Plymdale passed on last year. Liver, I think.
A year? Pratically forever.
Her uncle just died. She's come into some money.
How was lunch?
Rhode Island. Mrs Windemere.
You care about yourself, and no-one else.
It was only a flesh wound.
Tuppy?
Then I must know who it is.
She's a cold, selfish woman.
Meg, of the magnificent Windemeres?
I thought you agreed not to call me at home?
Men don't marry women like me.
A photograph in a locket.
Just the opposite. The truth is I don't want to see you hurt.
Oh, yes. Everyone.
I rest my case.
You imply she's the devil's handmaiden.
Here we are, in the sunshine...
about marriage it certainly is an experience.
Thank you very much. Come back again to see us.
This is a very special object.
They haven't seen him today.
But Robert and I married for love...
You wanna go out the back?
I beg your pardon, I was looking for someone else.
When you do, I'm here. Will you remember that?
And you know what they say.
Care to make it interesting?
For a man who's never thought of getting married...
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert. He loves figs.
Let's drop it.
Husbands like to see me come...
Can he come back later?
So, I'll do exactly as you wish...
Can you stay with him?
It has to be something really special...
"Married and divorced twice."
No, no, John's yacht, John's rules.
Well, I couldn't respect that.
You'd never know there was a depression in that country.
Oh, yes, it's Robert's wife.
She isn't at all.
Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea.
He's proposing to her.
Oh, thank you.
Think of Alessandra.
- Can I ask you a favour? - Anything at all.
you're the first man who's asked me that.
I didn't think.
too late to do anything, too early for dinner...
I know we said cash, so I'm raising the amount. I want you to leave now.
Goodnight.
We both had too much champagne.
- You pay me too many compliments. - I'll stop at once.
You said goodbye to her twenty years ago. No second chances.
Could the entire nation be hard of hearing?
None at all.
That's the favour?
Barman.
She threw me out last night.
- Can you sign on the account? - Ah, yes, of course.
Every saint has past, every sinner has a future.
- I made an investment for her. - An inheritance, I suppose?
Okay, in an hour.
Suppose it wasn't work, suppose he had a mistress.
All paying jobs absorb...
You have a very poor sense of decorum.
I feel so foolish.
If I could fool a woman as pretty, I wouldn't be a bachelor.
That's the bard, you know. I'm a bit of a reader myself.
Where's this old crate going to?
I told you I was serious.
I'm sure you can be 21 as many times.
Women don't want to be understood, they want to be loved.
They always end in settlement.