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[chuckles]
Wow. That's a surprise.
[chuckles] What'd I tell you? Everything goes my way.
That's true, but also, somebody's gotta tell this white lady she needs
Because of your non-grippy shoes?
Dan?
And he'll wanna hug me or something like that.
Well, how are you? -I'm good.
He's my husband. -Oh. [chuckles]
Play the part of his daughter for-- Give it an hour.
I'm so sorry. That must be so hard 'cause none of us have stuff.
That's pretty fun, huh?
and then we could take pictures that are, like, really blurry,
so that you can sit in the dark with a whiskey in a Santa mug.
Why?
You the mama! -I'm the mama.
What's up?
Oh, shit. [claps] I gotta run.
Hey there. How may I help you? -Oh, Stan.
Breathe, Wally.
Like a Zenith?
I needed to hit rock bottom and you wouldn't fucking let me.
[imitating Dracula] I cannot condemn you
Gaby, right? -Yeah.
Summer just wants to go because we'd be celebrities.
Come on.
Very spicy today. -Well, he's mad because I said,
Do you know if Alice plans on taking any AP courses next year?
How? -How?
He did. -I'm sorry about her.
You feeling yourself, huh? [chuckles] -[chuckles]
How come your folks didn't come bail you out?
I didn't mean to swear.
He was, uh-- He was tender.
I just miss her,
You know... [sighs]
I'd argue that that's the definition of antisocial.
You know who the most important person in your life is right now?
You can't force it. You were checked out for almost a year.
Hey, you only invited two other guys.
You feel like some coffee, Dan? I feel like some coffee.
I know you do this to shame me 'cause I'm a somewhat private person,
It does.
Why should I make small talk with this guy?
Do you have a TV where you can just watch tennis matches with people?
Where you going? -Where do you think?