Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Turns out he's dead, so not that fun. -How'd he die?

It's great that you're leaving.

...which is totally great, right? -Oh, for sure.

Unless, maybe he doesn't even know about it.

There's shattered glass and blood everywhere.

and I could caption it, "Low-quality pics with high-quality friends."

His name's Dan. Your names rhyme.

I really am quite lonely.

Thank God, 'cause I took French in high school like a ding-dong.

["Psycho Killer" playing]

I know what you think of me.

[pants] Uh, no. It's fine. The more, the merrier.

Should we get ice cream? -Fuck yeah.

I am human Zoloft. -Yes, I know!

Because I have 30 eyewitnesses

...'cause of soccer and everything, and I-- Oh... [stammers] ...you go.

Uh, my day was going okay, but now it's bad.

I'ma lose my sh-- I'ma lose my shit. Stop!

I never called 'em. -Oh.

I was your best friend.

Yes, you do. Just tell me.

I just casually asked her to have dinner with me, and guess what?

But then you're left with a choice.

["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]

where you can play cornhole while you have your appetizers.

If you can't be real, what are we even doing?

Not tonight. Let's serve it up.

and you said, "Oh, she's such a mom."

I know someone who does.

Okay, so are you, Paul.

All right, look, Paul, I'm just gonna be completely honest with you...

Come on in. -Hey, um, I was thinking tonight,