Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Phil is fine. As a matter of fact, you should go before he even knows you're here.

You're staying a week? Make that go away.

No. Who told you that? Gloria.

We came as soon as we heard. Heard what?

Wanted to give you a heads up in case there's some overlap.

The phone! Answer it!

I saw a black mouse.

there's a 70% chance I'm gonna die.

Everybody just came by for absolutely no reason at all.

I cut a ribbon at the grocery store and signed autographs.

Golfing? Psht! That is for old men and for women who like women.

Hola. it's Javier. Open up!

En espafiol, par favor.

What? The winner is number six, Brad's Wax Jacket.

I can assure you, you are perfectly fine.

Fifty dollars on Little Bacon to win.

Shout out to my, uh, college buddy, Ling,

I think I saw it too. You didn't see anything.

No, it's not. Listen to me. Listen.

you know everything's gonna be okay?

Oh. Gotta go change my tank.

Win a war some time. Then we'll start talking like you.

You just reminded me about my dream last night.

Do I sense something, Mitchell?

you're gonna be free fallin', Tom Petty.

Come on. Your dad is in town. Let's go to the races.

Hold on one second.

and Gloria's former husband and lover. Oh.

Hi. This is Phil Dunphy.

Is there any way I can reach him or, uh, someone else I can talk to?

and he tells me he is the winner. Tells you, huh?

You got that right. You should have listened to Jay.

Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the Norah Jones and get this over with.

weighing 34.24 pounds,

- I'm stickin' with Little Bacon. - It's your funeral.

Not nothing. Not nothing. What?