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- Hey, that's progress.
And as my friends,
and seeking comfort, so I got back together
And now you are once again unmarried.
- We did it, and we just had
maybe there is something to dating a normie.
all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *
'cause if there's no box, I'm just kicking air,
and I mix it up.
He is not the two,
- Who do you think is gonna run FamCo?
and, you know, they did purity rings.
lubricated pepper grinder,
- * Which is why you've never heard of him *
I made a promise to myself
- What?
both: Muah!
- * Premarital urges aren't itches to be scratched *
- Hey! - Hi, y'all!
We didn't want the value to go down.
- * Under daddy's wing * - Mom!
- It's starting. - [gasps] Yes!
* *
- [laughs]
It's a dating site for Christians who love Santa.
Do you remember that, honey? - Yeah.
- Oh, my sheers.
- I'm easy. I'll go anywhere there's clams.
Do you have parents on your feet?
- I know. It's, um...
- Okay. - All right, then.
- His name is Liam. - Liam, huh?
if the son who always goes rogue...
All safe and happy,
- * Your parts are little sneaks *
- * That's how angels are light enough to fly *
from making mistakes,
is because I love my parents so much,
hotelier, chef, FamCo CEO,
- Okay. His name is Liam,
and Catholic shame for being born naked.
and I kinda do want that 'cause it is hard out there.