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Yeah, it wasn't magical.
Don't you think this purity stuff
- It's vital that we protect your purity
- If you don't need anything, I'm gonna head out.
* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *
Never again.
those lowlights, think again, missy.
and no one's hair is that shiny
were inseparable-- they were best buds.
from making the same mistakes we did.
- They're so terrible
[quirky music]
I mean, you're a divorcee,
- Oh, don't you drop a sugar cube all superior.
- Summer, of Girls5eva... - Yeah.
What base? Why am I being so aggressive?
- Okay, not progress.
disappointed me? - No.
- * Now, doing it may seem natural and legit *
* It's too short *
Pretty soon, I forgot all about my dreams
- And I want you to imagine yourself
As I was sucking off the meat and sauce, I heard it.
All you ever do is go for empty celebrity status grabs.
- Mom, Dad, the math doesn't add up.
- What are you saying? - Tate's email.
- What? It's so nice.
- Hello. - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Dutkowsky.
- Who?
It's wake up, work, Max, TV, sleep, repeat.
both: * He died of STDs *
You're bending it.
Where were you?
* And texting all our exes *
- Okay, I didn't say I'm doing it.
His buddy's an editor.
and you'd have known that if you'd have made him
- Wickie and I are on a Slack.