Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I think I have way more self-control
- Copy.
this has been a tough season for you.
- We went to the park. We got our portraits made,
You can't--you can't po--you--
I mean, I do wanna get remarried,
- * But till then * - * But till then *
[novelty car horn playing]
both: * So let's make a date to... *
is we had a meet-cute at the Atlanta Airport,
- And this ring is our way of protecting you
- Still, I'm proud of you for trying.
- Honey, you up? - No.
for, like, three months.
- * Do you believe... *
Well, let's look at each other.
through an HBO show?
- Scott, come on! I'm sorry.
And if you think your mother and I didn't notice
- There's been, like, 10 billion love songs.
I feel boxed in.
* Stephen King named his killer clown "It" *
No notes!
It's from my parents.
- I mean, obviously, we don't agree with any of this.
That song came out January 1982,
- Wait, hold up, hold up.
- [laughs] - Jennifer Lynn.
The Beatles just got to be like, "Love me do."
* *
Maybe you should be the CEO of FamCo.
- Oh, my God! Mommy and Daddy?
[pop music]
- Well, they came to the right place,
it's a purity ring.
and I know that because my dad credits it
[door opens]
- Do you maybe wanna talk about
- Let me help you with your luggage, Daddy.
your old Little Baby Ladies collection.
- No.
- I'm not gonna write them a love song
[cheering] - Oh, hallelujah!
I nearly suffocated.
[dramatic music]
- Oh! Hey, you guys!
- Who? [light applause]
- And for your files... it was Shaq!
saying out loud, "Scott, I watched
because I can't do anything
to get you onto the path to finding the two.
- Okay.
We just--we had a brain break.
So I skeezed and cheat-watched "Business Throne."