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- You look like a fucking dildo
- Surprise! - [laughs]
Plus, there's an Annie Sez in Passaic
It cost four grand, and I can't return it
- Hand me Lady Kris's phone.
- Well, we rerouted our ministry tour to come by
- Because in your basic little life, that is cheating.
is me. - Me?
Who else do you know that's seven-foot-'redacted'?"
Eff it! Just put it in.
I had fun. [chuckles]
- The penultimate.
* Gonna be famous 3gether *
- How long has this been going on?
- Now, honey, your mom and I know
Did that work? - No.
* *
[Huey Lewis And The News' "Do You Believe In Love" playing]
[yelps]
We have made a lot of profits We have made huge loss
and it was a dark one.
[both smooching]
* People starin' at us thinkin' we are badass *
It's why I wear this purity ring.
Why won't you just date a normal person?
that I would always tell you when your clothes
- Yeah. Progress.
- No--don't get me wrong.
- Oh, you know, when I first heard
we gave you this Little Baby Lady?
- Well, what you guys have is what I want, obvs.
- Good night, everybody! - Good night!
- The same as your stock will rise in the Lord's eyes
That means secrets.
[laughter]
at my brother's restaurant.
Are you a virgin? - Yes.
- I think you wanted to get caught.
That is her second cousin, Connor.
Guys, she's on the fence.
It's just--it's been a really long time.
[quirky music]
is a little outdated?