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- What? That doesn't come out for, like, a week.
- Thank you. - Oh, well.
- * Under daddy's wing *
Hmm.
because we're probably gonna be in a Hyatt.
* 'Cause 4eva's too short *
- I cannot confirm nor deny the thing I want you to know,
So yeah...
- Hello. - Chris and Kris.
* So what are you waiting 5? *
Oh, you know, I could hook us all up
So it looks like Daddy is back on the job.
* Who don't want you to wait *
* Santa waited *
from undisclosed glamorous location.
We had a brown cat.
'cause half the effects weren't rendered.
But you said that you knew that she was the one
- Is who funny in what?
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
A mama knows a baby's surprise face.
- Thanks.
Just look at it.
[soft music]
* Our stomachs are the flattest *
both: * I can't wait *
'Cause we're up here. - What'd you do, baby-lady?
- The only thing left is Brown Mountain Bold Squeeze?
* Do, do, do, do *
But I was one of your mistakes.
[novelty car horn playing]
and I do need something to balance my hand out.
Okay.
We were both like, "Oh, Lord."
I'm getting older now. - No.
- How would you even know?
More like a "Lie-am." - Oh.
* Till you find your king *
if you had a full head of hair and a coke spoon,
that Summer was gonna be single again, I prayed.
at a corporate retreat in Oahu,
- * In love... *
'cause it's all thumb rings.
- I have to say whatever they're doing is working.
Now, I don't have a Kotex on me,
and her name...
- I did stuff last night too. - Really?
but know that it would've been magnificent.