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Oh, I thought I was. But I guess you're just too smart for me.
I can see your boner.
Tara, keep saving it for the Lord. Where the fuck's Andy?
Where are our houses?
Erm... Sign with your new name, por favor.
That's a big job you're taking on, Marvin.
It's over when I say it's over.
He said the Mexicans popped you? You gonna take that shit on?
He sure was good to her. She gonna miss that gravy train.
The Lord has sent me someone who's in greater need of prayer and counsel.
- OK, OK. - On your mother's life?
God damn it. My lead's gone.
- Hey Clinique. How you doing, baby? - Oh, fucking pregnant again.
- Oh, God, oh. - Actually, I need five minutes.
And you, listen to me. From now on, it's chicken and fucking rice.