Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the whole Immaculate Conception thing.

That was awesome, Dad!

I couldn't afford to get you what I got you last year.

Stop talking like that or I swear to God

The pond froze over a family of raccoons.

(all shouting angrily)

Hi. We're from out of town

That's good, that's good.

my wife is with child and about to give birth.

Pa-choo! Pa-choo! (makes explosion sound)

Sorry, we're all booked up-- Cher's in town.

I've got to go sit in a circle with the other women

I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...

All right, you got a date.

You guys were born the dirty way.

Listen, I'll see you later, okay?

They even got movies.

We could call him Barney.

where they dump all the foreskins.

and her sister's a bigger slut than she is.

I turned this water into poo!

we're happy to see Jesus.

and then they were like, "Don't drown all the girls,"

(urinating continues)