Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I don't want to go, either.
Oh, my God, I got so hammered!
But even after several dates,
Would he let someone in the audience
How can anyone get pregnant without having sex?
We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby.
Hey, so, uh, you've been seeing
Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
What are you doing? How long you been there?
Hail Mary, full of guys.
(horse whinnies)
Eh, it's something,
as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
Row L-X-V-I.
it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase.
or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifters!
You know, there's a beautiful spot outside of town
Listen, um, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
Something deep, deep inside of me.
Birds do it, bees do it,
(turtlesdoves screeching, all yelling)
(gasps)
I'm carrying God's baby.
Cover your privates!
I know how you like that song,
Also, I'm gonna start dieting and working out
That's kinda hot. Gross.
You know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
Yeah, it was probably very moving...
ANNOUNCER: And introducing that joke!
and our car just broke down!
People will always want to live next
I think I know what it is.
My wife's in labor. Can we use your phone?
three wise men were preparing for a journey of their own.
Do you understand that? I don't.