Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Teletraan 1!
2.99 equals pi on square r plus two blueberry cookies.
Alert! Alert! Evil Martian flangoes invaded supermarkets across the planet!
Kremzeek.
Hit the switch.
And that power is now stored in our undersea batteries!
Worry about it later.
Blaster! Can you get a fix on it?
Maybe this will slow it down, so we can find out!
Kremzeek. Kremzeek. Kremzeek. Kremzeek.
How are we ever gonna to catch that guy?
It's not me! It's... he!