Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lightning-tastic light show anypony has ever seen!
Clipper?
--oh seven twenty.
That kick will shoot off a lightning bolt
I know! I'm almost as excited as Pinkie Pie!
You think you can be part of this team
I am so sorry.
We should all remember to be extra supportive
But the truth of the matter is, you should be excited.
Some ponies even call me "Dynamic Dash"
Hmm. That's good enough for me!
Oh no! Isn't that the same terrible nickname
Um, is something wrong, Rainbow Dash?
Um-hum!
Rainbow Crash, Rainbow Crash, Rainbow Crash, Rainbow Crash!
if you want, but she-ucks, I like to tell it like it is.
Probably even come up with a couple of improvements.
Don't forget rule number one, newbie:
to make the show extra awesome?
Rarity's right.
Maybe I'd stand out more if I didn't.
But she's only in the Reserves!
We know you're probably tired, Rainbow Dash,