Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and it was covered in hair and fungus,
I don't want to play today.
Like cancer day or Movember.
Whatever is supposed to be happening isn't happening.
Why won't you let me be a 40-year-old magician
I don't know!
I couldn't get a shot off. I'm too small.
Okay. Everybody say...
Do it for me.
Are milkshakes dairy?
My boy. Look how they massacred my boy.
I can't eat.
Cunning? We talking about eating pussy? Too bad you lost your womb broom.
and it was negative!
And always remember, if it's numb,
Marty, stop shouting! You're embarrassing him.
And you'll have a great big bushels of pubic hair,
That's what I'm saying, Nick.
-I'm so sorry I waxed your lip, Andrew! -And suddenly I'm interested.
Jessi! I'm sorry I freaked out!
Oh, but, look at this, the 80th percentile for head size.
Oh, no, Nick. Maybe there is something wrong with you.
I'm probably the last person you wanna hear this from,
[pubic hair 1] Ow! Nick, that doesn't feel right.
-Oh, it's Jay. -Jay's back.
Well, at least you can grow hair. I'm like a Tic Tac with shoes.
I'm sorry, Andrew...
[cheering]
Let's just relax and take ourselves a nice, hot bubble bath.
Spoiler alert: It's extra spicy, so...
-What? -You know...
No, man, you need to relax.
-Sophie's Choice. -What? No, it's a sofa's--
These pooches take a wiff of genitals,
-We promise we're going to work this out. -Yes.
I don't know if he knows he's being funny, but he's fucking funny.
It's so smooth, like a dried dolphin.
I don't want someone to come in here and be like, "Ew, loose pube."
-That's a good thing, right? -It should be.
-Barbara, we've gotta fix him. -Fix me?
-Jay! -I woke up with a boner