Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, why would you do that?

-Don't listen to him! -You're gonna break your dick, Nick!

Come on, baby. Let's get the hell out here.

No tears. It's a paid site.

and play with my little tag.

I'm going to end up living in Tampa, Florida.

-What? -Like that show Moonlighting.

It's a little term I picked up in the marines.

How about an awkward reaching fist bump, my dude?

Looks like your uniform's getting a little tight there, bud.

I'll just sit in the corner like a sad cuck

When did everyone get so tall?

All right, let's see. You are in the fourth percentile for height.

I'm Jewish, which is worse to some people.

I can't. There's a doll hand stuck in the drain.

Grams, Shannon. You sound so old right now.

with stupid brains and garbage dicks!

I know, but I'm so much shorter than--

Fun? My father waxed my lip because you made me so grotesque.

Ugh, what is wrong with me?

Oh, yeah, I'm 40.

Can we go inside?

I can't believe I ran away with you.

Nick, tell him about when you tried to masturbate.

Look, maybe if you were 16, I'd consider medical intervention,

[truck honking]

-Pretty please, drop your pants. -Oh! Um...

-So it's not college. -It's called college.

Yeah... okay. My folks are probably freaking out anyway.

and my mom says Jessi's parents are full-on freaking out.

Bruce Willis went to college?