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- Yeah.
Would be fun, but for me, um, just sort
- What's it like in here?
This part of his ear.
Both jonesie and I are, uh, s.E.O.S here at--
[jones playing harmonica]
Some lawyer or somebody was number one, and I thought,
Excuse me, betty.
When you got this?
Something's trying to kill me, I violently thrash about,
Been here for 5 days, still got all my fingers.
- "please don't do that."
And they have a very good suicide watch program there.
- ââ¢Âª swing low ââ¢Âª
Last time I went in there for a beer,
Climate-controlled environment.
- Pick it up!
Yeew!
I'm gonna get you.
- Feels kind of good.
Ok.
- We're going to go to, uh, barbados next week.
"good god. I got half my life ahead of me.
- Yes, sir, I am.
Hey, baby, mustache rides!
She's hard of hearing and dumb as a post, but what a doll.
So far it's about a--it's, like, this car that at night,
Can you read? What does it say?
- What's up, mandingo?
Scratching post, bed and breakfast,
What the fuck?
- I need--ok, you know what I finished?
[man speaks indistinctly over p.A.]
I'm going to hollywood! I'm just practicing that.
[loudly] thank you!