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I'm standing here with new acting district attorney
We go to bed at, like, 4:00.
- Typical day for me is, uh...Oh, about 10 or 12 hours
- This is maria stone reporting live.
Uh, one sandwich per person. Ok?
I'm going to personally make sure that you all rot
- That's right. - Ha!
[siren]
So I blew him.
Or "drop the gun, son of a bitch."
Stop! Stop!
ummmm.... LOL!
Uh, and then I practice some conversational german.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
[siren]
- "stop putting slugs into the video arcade machines,
Uh, finally decided to start my first novel.
You're all fired, so if you could turn in your guns
But they are free, free to do anything they want, anything
- That's the guy who put me in prison.
I opened my own bed and breakfast in my house.
Song from "hey, nineteen," to "hey, thirty-five and holding."
Place within the department?
- [whistles]
Help! Help!
Make it out, so can we.
[siren]
So you know what?
- Uh, prison life, I have really
- You know, they've never made a perfect prison.
There it is! Ohh!
And badges to, uh, the bailiff here.