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I have night terrors, so they're not
ââ¢Âª incarceration, humiliation ââ¢Âª
Was a bus bench ad that said something along the lines of...
Huh?
ââ¢Âª no transportation or mastur-ba-tion ââ¢Âª
That's good, georgie.
- You're fucking dead!
You know, first thing right off the bat, first day,
- Mmm.
In the bathroom.
They're throwing me a party.
[beep]
Son of a bitch!
I'm not meant to be a cop.
[siren]
- Ok.
Do not cross," yellow--
And arresting him?
- This one has more bars, I think,
- And you're not interested in finding him
You flush the terlet, that turd's gonna end up
- Oh, there's no hard feelings.
You about to make me start crying.
- Yeah.
I am not meant to be a magician's assistant.
On the windows than the other one.
- Well, since leaving prison,
Yeah, yeah.
You're only gonna be able to look through the windows,
Uh, but not the black one, because he bites.
Life is, uh, treating me pretty darn good.
You're dead! - You're dead!