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- Yeah, but you know what?
What? Uh, buh, buh.
- Oh, man.
- Aah!
Leave santa alone."
Please don't run into the furniture.
- "seriously. For real, don't."
And using the thing that I know how to do with people's
Or I'll, uh, shine my flashlight on you."
Sorry.
- Hey, missy.
Uh, I'm glad I'm not a cop.
I was not meant to go to college.
- Respect this. You see this?
[laughing]
I can see you right now, petting that stupid cat.
I was not meant to donate blood.
- Now, now. Oh, spin it.
- Yeah.
That guy's gonna lose.
- Mm-hmm.
- Get your face out of my ass!
- Get out.
And then I'd fallen asleep on the street one day, and there
- Are you sure?
When there's absolutely nothing to do?
- ââ¢Âª swing low ââ¢Âª
I'm coming for you and your frien--
The next day was fun for me.
Two words about, uh, prison escape: Plumbin'.
- This is maria stone reporting live
I've already gotten started, huffing a little hairspray
Actually, I'm having a party tonight.
Not that, uh, crappy, uh, baghdad beige we wear.
You're not old, and you've never been negro.
Of just laid in bed eating peanut butter
- No.
It comes to life, and it kills folks who said something mean
- Ha ha ha!
- Bitch, you better shut that baby up!
- Get out. - I'm going.
Of prostitute murders and decapitations.
And we have--if you like board games, we have sorry.
[crying]
Well, when I'm not sitting in a fetal position, rocking back