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- Remember that? - That would've worked if...
Mother pus bucket.
That would’ve worked If you hadn’t stopped me
David, when Piper asks you if she is a s soccer God You say YES
Everyone has three mortgages these days
And...
I LOVE THIS TOWN
What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Pete.
- Come into my office, Miss... - Barrett. Dana Barrett.
Oh, good. That makes me feel so much better.
Right. Good idea.
Nobody steps on a church in my town.
Now!
You’re right. No human being… Gets hurt like Joe does.
You can keep the five bucks
(♪♪)
the last days, when the dead would rise from the grave?
WHY NOT SAY "IT'S CALLED SPARK FOR A REASON"? IT WOULD BE BAD.
Yes. You're the best one in your row.
And even though you do your own tax return, which you shouldn't do,
Maybe new rings, also mufflers, a little wiring.
Your mother!
This is text from Alison This is Text from Bob
What a crime.
i *think* so
DTR, I'm going to take back some of the things i said about you
NO JOB IS TOO BIG NO FEE IS TOO BIG
That's a big slinky
You know, you don't act like a scientist.
First time?
Are we actually going to go before a federal judge and say
...no
I'm an eyewitness. I was up there.
There is no Dana there is only Zoll
(HORSE NEIGH) Poppins - hooray!
Which subject you want to choose after class 10? Confused between PCM/PCB/Commerce and Humanities
This is what space smell like say it to me SANTOS
That's a big tube of ointment
The foul stench of KD haters spouting nonsense
I didn't choose anything!
Well when we get to 20, tell me. I’m gonna throw up.
it's the blagblare waifu bundle
I taped 20-Minute Workout on my machine and played it back at high speed
You guys have been running your ass off,
IT'S A COUPLE OF WAVEY LINES
someone should tell him it's not gonna do much good to scream at us in German.
I THINK THAT'S A SMART MOVE, MIKE.
No job is too big. No fee is too big.
My week at work!
I'm Peter.
Oh. Oh. Where am I?
There is no Jane Only Jena
The Ghastbusters are here, Mr. Mayor.
Yeah, I'm not interested in your opinion. Just shut it off.
What?
That would have worked if you didn't stop me.
It's technical
It's a call!
No Kiss?
Now, either you shut off these beams, or we shut them off for you.
Crawford’s 4th Birthday
besides george and faye can get away with text hair container alternating murder i can't! besides men already have that issue in public when thier long hair gets in the way. guy's mullet." "alternating innaloo to skullet on guy's ponytail to the left." and so on. but apprantly the queen had a similar issue last week when she dropped her cup.
that would’ve worked if you hadn’t noticed
Yup Yup Yup
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
Corona
you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business.
Hello?
Whenever a sr official sees Kid
It's the staypuft Marshmal-rowan
I'm giving this whole thing as a promotional expense.
Follow me.
- This explosion is a direct result of it. - Your mother!
Cute little pooch.
Yeah..
Too much text
You're right. No human being would ever grow lemons this large.
Is this true? Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
Whatever we think of. If we think of a hot girl with a giant strap-on
There is no Dana, only Azure
But you already know that.
I don't have an appointment. I'd like to talk to someone, please.
- tonight? - Well, I... I'm sorry, Louis. I forgot.
Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada,
You said hotfixing was bad
WHAT DID YOU DO, ERIC?
What did you do, Robot?!
I love PMC in 2022. I'm excited to be a part of the team
And if I don't talk to Dana,... And if I don't talk to Dana,...
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, RAY
Coronas Comin' Ondrej. So be good for goodness sake..
The stiff happens to be one of the finest musicians in the world.
It’sal fisher
Don't say "It's called Spark for a reason"
- It's whatever it wants to be. - Whatever it is, it's gotta get by us.
Yeah, it’s a sign alright. Goin’ out of business
- You're not cheating me, are you? - No, I swear they're just coming to me.
Successful test.
No DONG is too big! No TV is too big!
Yes.
You'll excuse me, please.
When someone asks if they should leave work You say “yes!”
I want to go with them in the car.
Bye.
county and state of New York,
- Cross the streams. - You're gonna endanger us.
We won one!
THIS IS THE WAY.
There is no poker There is only quiz
Uh, are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?
for at least a half a dozen environmental violations.
What do you mean, "choose"? We don't understand.
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU SAY "YES!"
Hey, slow down. Chew your food.
Your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable.
Haha
No job is too big. No fee is too big.
I was just going to say, "fajitas?” You are a legitimate phenomenon.
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes."
Thank you. They love you. They love you here.
I've got a city blowing up, and you guys are not giving me any answers.
See, I can get 600 tablets of that for the same price as 300 of the name brand.
Well when we get to 20, tell me.... I’m gonna throw up.
Tell me when we get to 5. I’m gon’ throw up
Important Show update Thanks,Wilcox.
Uh, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll build anything you say.
So be good For goodness' sake
Yo Jersey,
You are so odd.
That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Merrick.
Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago.
Stop that!
Mando, if someone asks you... If you removed your helmet . . . . . . . . you say no!!
Where are you from? Originally.
According to this, his name is Matt Hamang
Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
Sumerian. Not Babylonian.
See you on the other side Will
(BUZZING)
Bobby. When someone asks if you sexually assaulted someone, you say “no.”
I want you to tell me what you think it is.
Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer.
I love this town!
We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Please, sir, you can’t say that around the children!
What an asshole
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!
She's not my girlfriend
- of your brain tissue. - Okay.
is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity.
You are so kind to take care of that man.
We have to get out of here. We've gotta find a judge or something.
Vinz Clortho
Alleged ghost-sightings and related supernatural occurrences
remember that? That would’ve worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
No human being would stack boxes like this.
- Thank you for coming so quickly. - Jesus!
Yep Yep Yep
It's the Staid Puft Marshmallow Man.
I had no idea it would be this much, I don't pay it.
You never studied.
Mando, if someone asks you... If you removed your helmet
And the lavender master
The words I live by.
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
What is it?
There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
I think this building should be condemned.
(IN DEMONIC VOICE) There is no Enigma, only Zuul
That's right, boys. It's Dr. Venkman!
Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost.
Ry, if someone asks if you want a boozy peanut butter milkshake, You say, “YES!”
The superintendent's gonna be PISSED!