Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, that's the thing. I was dead sober. I had like 2 drinks.

Don't talk to me for 2 weeks.

Thursday, if you want... Ooh...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Is that wine in a box?

Hey, look who's here!

You're already a grandfather.

You look great.

Amy, you are the best.

Blow it out like you're blowing out a birthday candle.

I don't understand. I don't understand.

I'm uncomfortable.

but I think he's hoarding his pain medication.

Fudge ripple ice cream!

Amare didn't feel comfortable with me performing it

I really can't take you seriously when you're holding that.

Maybe we can talk a little later about another charity.

is so wrong and stupid.

Yeah, I can see that for you. Pictures and...

No. I got up and had some cereal.

No. I love black people.

I slept at the doctor's place last night.

Stay really still. Yeah?

Don't move! Don't move at all! Anything!

I have a lot of thoughts and I'm thinking very clearly right now.

which means that I work with a lot of...

You wanna get on top? You wanna take charge, Daddy?

What is this movie?

Amy, no. It's not something I do well.

What I'm saying is, you got to go for it.

You can stop. You don't follow sports.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm gonna mark the knee that we're gonna do the surgery on, all right?

What happened? Did church let out early?

We're doing this right now?

Because you've always dated dummies

What i do with assholes? I LICK THEM!

I look like a dickhead. Why didn't you tell me this was so fancy?

That's, like, our special thing.

Pineapple! Pineapple!

Because I'm a light sleeper,

is that I get to work with athletes,

It's a wonderful film Daniel Radcliffe is in.

That looks like the whole cast of Game of Thrones.

Your what? Cradle my bonch!

I reread your latest draft of the Dr. Conners piece,

You know, every single guy I work out with, every single guy,

He wants to fuck you.

I've slept with 3 women.

Do you know how many homeless people

under intense pressure.

Those are the kinds of jokes she tells.

Her name was Jennifer Jennifer?

My life did not begin until I had kids.

What's wrong with you that you want to be with me?

I got a couple of ticks to The Black Keys,

I'm sorry. I don't work here.

They're putting dirt on my dad's body behind you.

It was a Halloween party, 7th grade.

and do the rehabilitation.

Come on. Don't say "fuck this."

I'm SICK of your ginger nonsense!

I think we have a real shot.

You're being an asshole, all right?

I like smaller teams. Not the big leagues.

Introducing, for the Knicks

It went better than Brady good.

No, we've just been dating for like 6 weeks. We're just hanging out.

I gotta get out of here.

Wait, why aren't you drinking?

I said, "You gotta let me go to sleep. I have a surgery."

You wanna lick them? Yes, you do. You wanna lick them.

Can we please talk about this tomorrow? I'm too fucked up.

Let's go get some food.

We're gonna get this going.

and you do know I'm looking for a new

- If not, let's do it tomorrow. - What?

It's too nice and it's too expensive

And it's a family that I'm very, very happy to be a part of.

Is that true? No.

Damn u Saul.. This shit is stuck in my head

It's like the Playboy Mansion, for Christ's sake.

I am nice to him. He's not nice to me.

Come on, it's nice. You look really nice. I'm serious.

Amy, I am not a crazy person

It hurts like a mother.

That's interesting BUT THAT'S REALLY NOT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW, NORMAN

Work's great, actually.

She pushed me away.

He's a good doctor,

I don't know anyone that talks about that.

You should be with one of those cheerleaders.

I need you to stop moving.

I'm not talking about condoms.

That'll be good. Put the pillow between us?

Just go to the ravioli place. Just get them.

We're angry, let's resolve this. Okay?

You know what? What I'll do is, I'll check up on him next week.

You know, I've been thinking about all that

I've raised that child!

and they're making new dolls every year.

All right. You know what, Amy?

- No, I didn't say that, you said that! - That's funny to guys.

And then I started reading it and I thought it was...

But not really. Not really.

That's my girlfriend.

Stop doing that.

gets invaded by evil spirits.

She was shorter than me, she had to stand up on a stone to kiss me.

If anything, it's late.

You randomly just text me that. And what's wrong with that?

Yeah, this guy's got a dream,

It's the mattress for you and Aaron to stay in once the baby's born.

I'm not smiling, I'm just very nervous.

That was a dare, okay?

I think you got your new article right here.

and it's us making it!

"leading me to believe that I ordered fries

Just take your time.

that he'd be like, "I'll never leave you."

You know? One or the other,

And he maybe was just borrowing it,

if you want this one, man.

rehab is most effective

Answer the question. Are you hooking up with other guys?

Do I look like I work for MTA?

I chose breakfast.

I bet he personally offended

- This stuff's eBay? - Yeah.

I'll come when I have the time.

Thank you. You won't regret this, Dianna.

Don't sulk at me. I'm not sulking.

Amy was acting like a psycho last night.

I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. We're just...

I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!

I know he probably hurt everyone here.

It had been kind of pounded up there.

Not almost. He looks like a beautiful woman in that movie.

and from now on, we need to just keep it professional.

Please watch the movie.

Why are you trying to always sell me on Cleveland?

And has a small intellect.

But you know what? I don't think

So, 3 days later, I found out it was attached to my cervix.

Chief Smith Aka... Moondoggie

Right. No, it's crazy. Like pulling my hair and stuff.

It's really nice to meet you.

I'm giving it to Amy.

Oh, shit. I have to dance more.

and we couldn't find the condom.

so it just helps me with my education.

Then she went to the doctor, got lipo with your money.

I'm trying to protect him, trying to teach him how to be a man.

Yeah, it seems a little early for this kind of talk.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to be so picky.

"Am I gonna just follow the river or am I gonna..."

They get bad injuries. I bet.

Are you coming?

It's great to see you.

Oh! Here we go. Oh, great. Let's see it.

We need to reschedule this.

- How am I supposed to get the... - Thank you.

Amy's not like that at all. She's awesome.

Lmfao.. This shit is stuck in my head

Let's get food. Do you wanna get some food?

"I wanna focus on MS."

What are you talking about right now?

Yeah. Sure, honey.

and my mom is a college professor.

and empty the trash.

Welcome to a very large club.

Yeah, let's get that going.

And I'll rule the CrossFit world.

You're quoting Kanye West to me?

Can you put it down? So I can...