Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry I'm late.

Well, not all sex ends with a flush and a cry.

You're stepping too far back.

You're crazy hot. Let's go.

"accidental ride on the Staten Island Ferry

Because I am not even close to done. Okay.

you weren't at risk of actually liking.

You can go a little faster, actually.

all these guys in your phone.

Oh, I don't have a plan with Aaron.

Actually, it's a really bad time. Is there any chance...

We're gonna do this. It's gonna be great.

...you looked like a dude. What?

And other athletes.

that was the only doll you're allowed to play with

No, no, no. He was fine.

It's a pretty sweet place.

He was an asshole.

I didn't think you were gonna, like, follow up so quick about hanging out,

I don't know anything about sports.

You're being a fool, all right?

Tall! Yeah, I know, right?

"The most important play of the season is about to take place

You guys should make a sex tape.

Tabloid assignnment given to hot young reporter She then asks "how do I research this" ??

I told you I wasn't gonna be any good at this.

I can't. I'm not supposed to drink before...

Hi, everybody. I'm Marv Albert

What? I'm leaving!

Hey, the good stuff.

He's hot, right?

And so I googled what do I do, right?

No. Dad didn't love coke.

I'm gonna give you the protein you need

What are your plans? Dentist.

Hey, guys, I'm Amy. Don't judge me, fuckers!

No, I didn't come out here to smoke pot. I came out because...

No, she'll be fine.

Yeah. It's great work. It's very rewarding, helping these people.

Why are we stopped?

Amy, what's up?

Amare Stoudemire.

And I haven't even explained to them what gay people are.

Sometimes, after Kyle falls asleep,

Mostly work with the Knicks right now.

Let's get into all of it right now. Yes, please.

Nikki, I want you to research

Look, Amy, I know you're going through a lot right now,

There were some homosexual undertones. I will say that.

Amare! Watch your head.

Oh! Sit still, Gordon. Dad!

He thought Mother Teresa was full of shit.

worked on my post-up game,

Radcliffe is a dog walker,

I really wouldn't do a Hitler march.

Sexual intercourse! Whoo!

Grab them, feel them.

You look beautiful.

I'm just asking. Another hour, maybe.

That's cool, yeah.

but our dad went over there

It's like 7:30 in the morning.

Easy to be a Superman when you never played against

Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced.

MY SAFE WORD IS PINEAPPLE

How many girls have you slept with?

Fuck, Amy! "Exclusive"? It's not high school.

Yeah, I want you to hit me.

That's fun? Yeah.

Can we mix it up a little bit?

From behind... Yeah, yeah.

Every 12-year-old kid in the Dominican Republic right now

Ooh. That sounds very cool.

Yeah, we've been teaching him. But really he's been teaching us.

I've been through a lot this year,

Cheryl, can you validate my parking, please?

You've been running away from this fucking family forever.

that don't end with the letter "S"?

I was just getting done in the gym.

Oh, Nylon Curtain Tour? That's awesome.

Okay, so you had the salmon. That's about 14 dollars.

and beat the shit out of Brandon's dad,

Yeah. It's like...

tomorrow at the interview.

for a magazine.

Why are you breathing weird?

I think I wanna do photography.

All right. Wait a minute. No, wait, wait. Wait, Aaron.

Those are the kind of jokes she tells,

Listen, you owe $32.43.

Oh, with Steven?

I've been dating for fucking 90 years.

It's like every guy's dream.

Um, I'm gonna let you get back to doctoring.

- Oh, l am about that life! - No, you're not.

Do you hear his name

which I'm not for at all.

I once fucked 3-quarters of Pink Floyd.

The Knicks City Dancers!

The key is to never ever let them sleep over.

Oh! Fucking do it already!

Why is there a mat?

A basketball player.

I'll put my credit card in.

Mmm-hmm. Good girl.

I was the first person on my block

Aaron is fearing engulfment and intimacy.

I'm sorry. No, don't be embarrassed

Blah, blah, blah!

Smith. Finding Stoudemire!

Because as I was turning off your phone,

That was 8 days ago.

To our MVP and to my good friend,

I need you to provide me with the ammo

I prefer black people.

Just try it. Say anything.

Uh... Jay Cutler.

Do you like the magazine, Donald?

They're fake, they're porcelain.

I think sports brings people together.

Subway kissing? Ew!

Monogamy isn't realistic!

I don't want to offend any of these people

HIS SAFE WORD IS PINEAPPLE

Okay. We'll see you in a bit.

You're gonna "enter" me?

I don't go to the movies with them.

I tried. She didn't want to be a part of it.

Where's the doctor?

Your baby mama's car and crib is bigger than his.

Yeah, it's his choice.

I'll see you in a sec.

Like, are you in jail? Are you his bitch?

Dad, you love Allister.