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I was gonna ask you to marry me.
I'll have some more.
Hi. Hi.
but I think I'm doing okay.
Honey! Honey! No! No!
Girl!
Yeah, I know Superman was created in Cleveland.
Kim's the best.
And you know what she said? She said,
Chris Evert hitting on Aaron hard.
I know. I know.
- About Allister. - Amy?
Yeah, I'll be right there. I'll be right there.
Yeah.
Is this coke?
Oh, that's great.
Looking sharp, man. Thanks.
Uh, do you want a coffee? Hey, could we get a coffee?
Hit you?
How's it going? Amy, what's happening?
Oh! You going downtown?
Nikki, shut it down. Come on. Bring it down, bring it down.
Oh, yeah. I think I saw one of his soda commercials.
his response was
Oh, this thing? That was a gift.
Yeah.
He doesn't know his birthday.
I don't get the joke angle.
I was assigned this.
they feel safe in his hands.
I think I rolled it.
I'm taking a rain check. No, no, no.
Whoa! Easy, dude. I'm a working man, too.
Whoa!
How does this work?
Shit.
Okay.
Is he okay?
or kick a ball in a net.
Are you there?
Oh, yeah. I'm all over that.
I ate your patron!
Do you know who that was?
We tried a ball.
Hold on, hold on.
Aaron, you have to take a risk. You have to. Yeah, you're right.
that you use, is it?
I'm just trying to intimidate him.
Do you own this place? Are you renting it?
What's that, Amy? Your thoughts?
"where he's about to sew Amare Stoudemire's
No, it's not.
Yes, you love the doll.
Two is tight. It's tight.
Clear your mind and say whatever pops in it, okay?
What are you talking about?
I haven't eaten much today.
as they tip off another season
Can you come over?
We never said we were exclusive.
That's killer.
When I was 11,
No, no, no.
My God! Oh, my God.
If you just met that dude at a CVS,
So that was disgusting. Yeah.
Like early Willis. Totally.
Whoo!
You're all right. You're okay.
Yeah. Yeah?
How you feeling, buddy? Good.
You win.
know everything about everything?
On! Amy!
So the HBM shows how your muscles
Can you validate my parking, please?
Mmm-hmm.
And two scones. They were, like, super small.
Alaska.
Can I get the check, please? He understood.
Wake up, Aaron!
You know what I mean?
All right, buddy.
What do you think?
Yeah, it's "calypso." Man, that's pretty early for a safe word.
Taxi!
I'm not okay, Kim.
She really lit into me last night.
Amy, don't forget to hydrate, babe.
Yeah, he did. I'm happy for him.
It does bother me that you smoke pot,
Oh. Right.
I'm Tony Romo.
I need help with my dog.
All right.
whether garlic makes semen taste any different.
What if I forget to flush the toilet,
What does this do?
Yeah. Talk about the first time you saw me.
Mmmm-mmm
There's your box.
Yeah? Yeah.
I'd love to get raviolis.
So, does she have a foreign accent
They have great raviolis.
Check.
Are you okay, Doc?
That's how this works.
Can you name 9 major league teams
I was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.
Amy, breathe. It's fine. He's great.
If I kiss the belly hard enough,
Okay, let me try. Okay.
Amy?
in terms you can understand.
I'm just a sexual girl, okay?
You're just talking about raping him.
No, I mean, Allister's your step-child
No.
Did you guys make love?
Oh! Thank you, buddy. Thanks.
Oh! No! I'm on your side!
That's ridiculous.
So, are you gonna work at the magazine after the internship?
Do you mind if I grab you just for a minute? To go over some things.
It's very sharp.
Um... If you want to maybe come by tomorrow...
There you go. See, that's real nice.
and got pregnant with a child.
He was on a lot of anesthesia. He fell.
Are you serious? There's a popping sound,
Our journey's over now because I probably won't see you,
He's a reaction from the muscle-bound Knucklehead,
Okay, let's do it. Okay.
do you always use a tape recorder?
I won't put any of that in the article, if you don't want.
We are doing this right now.
Yeah, where did you find him?
It's insane, man.
Lunch is on you, buddy!
I'm not okay, Aaron. I'm concerned about you.
What happened? Nothing.
Thank you so much for letting me come in.
Ah!
He's my best friend.
I think I'd be pretty good.
Ew!
You can be my CrossFit queen
all around her apartment.
There you go. See, that's real nice.
I don't know why we treat these athletes like heroes
Can't spell "victory" without "T-R-Y."
You know what? No, I can't.
fucking each other with Viagra day and night, God forbid.
I haven't been to a baby shower in years.
and then I got really high and tripped on my bong.
Am I not communicating this right?
You want to see pictures on my phone of my black friends?
No, that's not what I'm doing.
Yeah, one's a lesbian. Now.
This is just a little more sedative to relax you.
He thought it was payback. He thought it was karma.
and beating them up.
to a male who is neither attractive nor masculine.
Booze, pot, drugs, and a place to live!
Why don't you take a little arthritis medication
We did. I mean, it's a shithole.
Because you're LeBron James.
and we go in and help people.
I don't know. Did you?
Mom did everything when we were growing up.
Yeah. Oh!
and put whatever you want in it,
"Time is ticking.
best friends with your main doll?
No, I wanna be doing this with you.
I would love to be the one to help you with your dog.
Chris, don't hit on Aaron.
Amar'e. What's up, Doc?
Thank you, Marv.
Look at me. Deep breath in.
Yeah, that's it. Okay.
You know what? Let's get some tunes on in this place.
We had a kid like that. Stewie.
but not the combo.
I think Aaron's great. I really like him.
When a guy hits on you
So, you get butterflies when you hear his name?
Here?
Did you know Superman was created in Cleveland?