Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two champagnes. Thanks.

I'm gonna take a rain check, but how about...

you know and how there are

This makes me wish they'd found my father's remains.

You look discouraged and you're doing great.

when you listen to the wind?

See you around.

I have red, too.

18 years later, the kid comes

You're just gonna stay really still for me, okay?

You're probably focusing on her problems

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You wanna go through that?

Yeah, I got the metaphor.

Did you just drive 40 minutes back here

and he needs you to kind of man up with the other doll.

I know you weren't in love with that piece anyway.

No, no, no. I was very in love with that.

Just breathe. Just breathe. It's fine.

Fuck this. I'm not talking about this.

Don't forget to hydrate Feel Better

Fuck you! Fuck you, Schultz!

Oh. I know exactly how you feel.

and that is a black waiter pouring your water.

He looks kind of like a white Drake. No.

Check! Oh, my God!

If it's a video game, why is it in a notebook?

Right, but when you're writing an article...

I saw him with Elton John in Shea Stadium. It was great.

This article is gonna be killer.

I guess I do love pussy.

No, no. No champagne for me.

so your rehab is most effective.

Does it feel a little like I am?

Listen, you always do this to me.

Then let's go out.

And that's why he got sick,

Gordon David Townsend.

Do not grieve? No.

Here's my bedroom, here's the baby's room.

I went on your Instagram. That guy is like, so hot.

It's very clear. That's fine. It's obvious.

Just do the alphabet.

and I'm sort of seeing someone.

of how he proposed to our mom,

how not to get caught

It's your yapping girlfriend.

No, I'm really sorry.

Yeah, you're right.

No, I don't want to hear that it's a bad time.

and the way they look at medicine,

Hey Ashley Don't Forget to Hydrate Babe!

Show me pictures of your black friends

Shit. I got a phone call. How'd it go?

Do I have to worry about you with other guys?

I'll see you later. I'll be here.

you can't have that doll anymore.

It's better for our friendship. Equals forever.

You know, just eviscerate the piece.

I'm hungry- Okay.

Ready for this? Come on, man. I've been practicing.

You? Yeah, I went out drinking.

"What about you?"

These people... They're real conservative.

He's a sports doctor. He's not a real doctor, let's face it.

You're pretty-ish and you're not gorgeous. You're approachable.

She knows what she wants. It's great. The sex is great. It's rough. It's wild.

He's trying to get court side seats for the playoffs.

Ah! You're moving your arm.

When she would lay down, they would just stay put.

and make it big or small or whatever.

I think you're right. That's good.

Hi! Hi, ladies.

You know what? Thanks for that, Matthew, but, you know, you like a charmed life, okay?

Marv Albert apologizes.

So I was thinking of something called

That's easy. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Fuck You Amy. You are not nice.

So we did it. Okay?

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I’m gonna give you my full pecker

You know, where the electricity is?

and I do care that you slept with a lot of guys.

I want you to be nice to him, and I want you to take it seriously.

Fuck you, Amy. You are not nice.

Oh, my God! You have no idea what a huge relief that is.

Actually, Aaron, I think you're so great,

It's like a Quentin Tarantino, Django.

So how's the sex? The sex?

Why do you keep saying that?

Monogamy isn't realistic!

It's "Doctors Without Borders."

because if you don't try, then you can't fail.

His safe word is "pineapple."

I'm pushing you away?

ls that your wife?

What time is it?

a black guy your whole life.

They're both your grandkid, God damn it!

Don't push me away today.

Thank you so much.

Matthew, it's not helpful. We want him to stay with Amy.

That stuff's Goodwill, that stuff's eBay,

No, Dad, I really like him.

There's, like, an ear on it.

They're having a boys' lunch.

I'm your writer, you're my subject,

Thank you. Yeah.

Everybody flipped out when you came out here.

I'm tingling right now. I feel high.

you'd have a real problem with him.

I just, like... I'm very high,

Hi, I'm Dr. Conners.

There's a guy listed as hot as balls

Basically, we go to places with the most conflict,

I already started the research, you guys.

I'm LeBron James, and welcome to the Big Apple Jam Fest.

so this is a rare treat for me this evening.

when he pees in the urinal.

Yeah. I would fuck the shit

They canceled my surgery today.

but we tried everything.

Babe, your threats, I'm telling you, they're super gay.

Don't lean into me.

No, I spent the night on purpose.

I look like I ate your patron!

who sit there and judge people from afar

What's up, buddy? Help me out, dude. Come on.

so why don't you just get some sleep, all right?

What's the point? Just leave it.

You were leaving that pizza place, remember?

He taught me this workout to get me a beach bod.

I don't know what your mother told you,

Who gives a shit?

Yes! Crash was epic.

I didn't see this for you.

Thought you'd be in a great mood.

but I don't think so.

you're paying for a Ferrari.

What is he humming?

And this is gonna be great.

I really didn't want to miss it,

I feel like I'm the one with the tits

I know he was joking,

Pick up the check.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

He was hoarding his medication and his heart gave out.

Are you in pain, Dad? No.

with Elton John, the Queen of England.

I've got good news for you.

No! I have plans.

- It could happen, right? - Yeah.

Why does Aaron all of a sudden

Yeah, and Amy's great, too, by the way.