Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That was funny. - It was a joke.

who graduated from places better than whatever state school

You're getting a lot of info from me. No!

you blew your way through.

I'll come when I have the time. I've just been really busy.

Are you sure you're okay?

Which is weird. It's weird. I got free texting.

Have a drink with me.

You were just asleep.

I'm tired. I wanna go to sleep.

I think you butt-dialed me.

When you're writing an article,

I got brand new Air Jordans. He wanted them.

Amy, he's great.

Everybody's left a dog in a hot car

I am pitching Dr. Aaron Conners.

I'll talk to you later.

I shouldn't be telling you this,

Mr. Stoudemire, where are you going?

So, are you guys ready to have some fun?

What's up, brother? Yes, I'm loving it.

You wanna lick them?

Then we should have him come over.

Stop. That's not right. Don't do this to me.

I think it's Mama's turn.

Monogamy isn't realistic.

Can he pull up?

and I'm so excited to see if they figure it out or not.

Too sexual? Yeah.

Oh, you're in Staten Island, sugar!

You didn't get enough height.

Because Dianna called.

and that you drink a lot,

I thought we were getting a chick, but he's here.

We fell hard for each other.

Hey, look at this.

No, no. I know. Hey.

You're both living a lie!

You know, and it was because of all this shit last night.

What, this year?

Endless black friends..

This is about Amy?

All right, good night.

This is not the knee.

I play ice hockey with one of them. I'll get an email.

Uh, I have never been interviewed

Just like 11. 11 details?

if he wants to get out of his chair.

Why would that be? Yes, okay.

We were talking about this yesterday, right?

No! We're just having a fight.

I never do this. This is so weird for me.

Soccer? Football.

Rastaman! Digging it with the rolling bag. Mixed messages.

Sunglass Hut another $30 for these?

No. We decided to go with

Okay. What do we have here?

and just got it out of there.

Why are you even here? You didn't even like him.

Do you like me? Yeah.

Yeah, you can read... You can read some of my stuff.

I had a black boyfriend once.

then, obviously, it's just not meant to be.

Okay, take care. Nice meeting you.

Come back over here. I love you on Glee.

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Okay.

I'm gonna head out.

Yeah, that's good.

There's Brody. There's a guy listed as "Hot as Balls."

Getting married,

And I'd do it again.

will the baby feel it?

Get out of here!

This is Wendy and Kyle.

So we're gonna do this now?

This really feels like a Bryson article.

they bring people together

I was dared to do that.

What's your technique?

Amy fucked Donald.

I'm here for you, okay?

It's a game where you can build a whole virtual world,

Are you comfortable? No. No, I'm not.

Sorry if I'm excited more about my grandkid than some step-grandkid.

Billy Joel. Uptown Girl.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick,

Are you in jail, or you his bitch?

What did I miss?

Yeah, she thought I was a psycho.

And "Are you Gay or is She Just Boring?"

Yes, I do. I work with them.

Why did you carry your award out here?

Child's play. The Jazz. Utah Jazz.

when we see each other tomorrow.

Hey, how you doing?

Everyone has a boner for young people on the Internet, okay?

How you doing, man? You doing good?

Clayton Kershaw.

What are you studying in school?

Sometimes, the right person happens to be sitting right in front of you.

I got a picture of somebody's dick.

That's my dream.

I just love her.

You were the worst father ever.

Will you please come home with me?

Kimberly! Stop it! Stop it! Girl!

There's flowers on it. It's shiny, kind of...

would you most wanna have sex with?

We put him in an assisted living facility.

Amy, seriously, my turn.

Urban Outfitter, help me out.

When he pulls the D out

I'm pretty sure Billy Joel hates that song.

What's she saying? What did she say?

You can sleep with other girls.

No! Just have sex with me and say some dirty shit.

What does that mean?

What hospital is he at?

I'm a supporter of the New York Metropolitans.

Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and she's having a little barbecue beforehand,

Oh. You don't like him anymore.

Can you show me pictures of your black friends on your phone?

Can I take a look at it, please?

You're funny. Congratulations.

You want the "Just do it"? Do you want that one?

Thank you for coming.

Why would he call? You guys just had sex.

You know what? We're...

I was a doctor in my country.

Cleveland, Ohio?

You're getting her a big house, a big mansion.

I can do opposition, I can do sexy.

He calls you Mother? That's not creepy.

And it is a standing ovation.

You love your doll. Yeah.

We ought to go.

and I was walking over here,

This is gonna go great. This is the bad boy we're gonna split open.

Kim, are you serious?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Are you seriously saying that to me today?

It seems like a regional thing.

I worked on my game twice as hard,

Just do one or the other.

I wanna try, too.

Please don't be a dorm room. Please don't be a dorm room.

Make your finger a hook.

Yeah, that'd be great.

- Wow. - Like really...

I really like these ones.

"There she goes again."

Oh, my God. Come here, come here.

He's the perfect amount of nice that you deserve.

Or, like, can you leave?