Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna head out.

I'm here for you, okay?

You didn't get enough height.

Oh. You don't like him anymore.

You love your doll. Yeah.

Just like 11. 11 details?

Mr. Stoudemire, where are you going?

you blew your way through.

Sorry if I'm excited more about my grandkid than some step-grandkid.

Just do one or the other.

I never do this. This is so weird for me.

Endless black friends..

You were just asleep.

So, are you guys ready to have some fun?

You want the "Just do it"? Do you want that one?

I think it's Mama's turn.

I'll come when I have the time. I've just been really busy.

Sometimes, the right person happens to be sitting right in front of you.

Soccer? Football.

I'm pretty sure Billy Joel hates that song.

This really feels like a Bryson article.

Which is weird. It's weird. I got free texting.

Oh, my God. Come here, come here.

Everyone has a boner for young people on the Internet, okay?

Then we should have him come over.

Kim, are you serious?

then, obviously, it's just not meant to be.

You're both living a lie!

Too sexual? Yeah.

Are you comfortable? No. No, I'm not.

You were the worst father ever.

Yeah, that's good.

when we see each other tomorrow.

and just got it out of there.

Are you in jail, or you his bitch?

Uh, I have never been interviewed

Can he pull up?

Child's play. The Jazz. Utah Jazz.

This is about Amy?

You're getting her a big house, a big mansion.

I got brand new Air Jordans. He wanted them.

I got a picture of somebody's dick.

Thank you for coming.

Cleveland, Ohio?

Or, like, can you leave?

Amy, seriously, my turn.

Can I take a look at it, please?

I'll talk to you later.

Can you show me pictures of your black friends on your phone?

Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick,

Why did you carry your award out here?

I worked on my game twice as hard,

You know what? We're...

This is gonna go great. This is the bad boy we're gonna split open.

All right, good night.

Hey, look at this.

Okay, take care. Nice meeting you.

You know, and it was because of all this shit last night.

What's your technique?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Billy Joel. Uptown Girl.

What's up, brother? Yes, I'm loving it.

We were talking about this yesterday, right?

You can sleep with other girls.

Getting married,

Clayton Kershaw.

I was dared to do that.

I thought we were getting a chick, but he's here.

You're getting a lot of info from me. No!

It's a game where you can build a whole virtual world,

Why are you even here? You didn't even like him.

He's the perfect amount of nice that you deserve.

I was a doctor in my country.

they bring people together

We ought to go.

Oh, you're in Staten Island, sugar!

will the baby feel it?

Yeah, you can read... You can read some of my stuff.

I'm a supporter of the New York Metropolitans.

Amy, he's great.

No! Just have sex with me and say some dirty shit.

I really like these ones.

No. We decided to go with

Okay. What do we have here?

I'm tired. I wanna go to sleep.

Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and she's having a little barbecue beforehand,

Have a drink with me.

Sunglass Hut another $30 for these?

It seems like a regional thing.

How you doing, man? You doing good?

Will you please come home with me?

Because Dianna called.

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you seriously saying that to me today?

Stop. That's not right. Don't do this to me.

Make your finger a hook.

What, this year?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Everybody's left a dog in a hot car

What hospital is he at?

Why would he call? You guys just had sex.

and I'm so excited to see if they figure it out or not.

"There she goes again."

You wanna lick them?

I wanna try, too.

What does that mean?

and I was walking over here,

No! We're just having a fight.

We fell hard for each other.

Kimberly! Stop it! Stop it! Girl!

When he pulls the D out

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I can do opposition, I can do sexy.

I am pitching Dr. Aaron Conners.

Yeah, she thought I was a psycho.

Do you like me? Yeah.

Amy fucked Donald.

We put him in an assisted living facility.

There's flowers on it. It's shiny, kind of...

That's my dream.

- That was funny. - It was a joke.

What did I miss?

Come back over here. I love you on Glee.

I think you butt-dialed me.

who graduated from places better than whatever state school

Yes, I do. I work with them.

This is not the knee.

Why would that be? Yes, okay.

would you most wanna have sex with?

- Wow. - Like really...

Hey, how you doing?

And I'd do it again.

This is Wendy and Kyle.

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Okay.

and that you drink a lot,

No, no. I know. Hey.

I had a black boyfriend once.

Please don't be a dorm room. Please don't be a dorm room.

You're funny. Congratulations.

What's she saying? What did she say?

Urban Outfitter, help me out.

So we're gonna do this now?

Get out of here!

And "Are you Gay or is She Just Boring?"

if he wants to get out of his chair.

And it is a standing ovation.

Monogamy isn't realistic.

I just love her.

There's Brody. There's a guy listed as "Hot as Balls."

Rastaman! Digging it with the rolling bag. Mixed messages.

I play ice hockey with one of them. I'll get an email.

When you're writing an article,

What are you studying in school?

I shouldn't be telling you this,

He calls you Mother? That's not creepy.