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Make sure you get it even.
Lesson number one.
No can do. Gotta dry. If I smudge, people will know it's fake.
Fuck.
I got your note.
Repeat after me.
Because you're the only one I could trust not to get turned on.
...that I'm doing the best I can to deal with everything.
...is that you've been light these last couple months.
I thought you might as well be comfortable.
I know the God part. What's the rest?
Please step away from the car.
No, no, no, don't give me that look.
I wanted to share something with you.
Honestly, I was hammered.
Great and careful work, Nance.
...in which case, go beard.
I'm still going to brand you, of course, but sure.
God. Shit.
Not from you. No more. I'm not gonna take it.
-A note? -Leave him a note.
A note?
Should have known. You always seem to get what you want.
You blew all that money on this crap?
What?
Raylene Reynolds.
Isn't that weird?
Esteban.
Jeez.