Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cut down the stupid tree if you can't afford your medication after going to Mario Luigi and the Donkey Kong

Well like i always say… Caveat Emptor…

¶ you've got to rearrange ¶

she said she wanted me--us--to have it.

I don't need a gun to take care of you.

And your teeth.

¶ sha na na na na ¶

Septembrie 21, 1976

Luther ingram: ¶ if loving you is wrong ¶

Including the largest collection of seventies memorabilia I have ever seen. They’re heavy into kitsch.

Nothing says loving

But, Peter, this is your first day at the office.

Hmm. Well, good night, Alice.

Ah... Ah... Ah...

How's your summer going?

Septembrie 12, 1976

but she's not exactly the kind of girl I should be dating.

and I'm afraid he may not have been entirely honest with us.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate these.

Alice: I heard the bell. Do we have company?

¶ then it's time to change ¶

I would have been onto Mr. Martin sooner.

to decide who gets the attic.

Look, here's 20 bucks.

But what if I'm not good enough?

I thought you might like them.

Gee. What the hell was that?

I don't think that daddy is up to talking to you

Greg: See you later, Alice!

or whatever your name is.

A man in Hawaii is waiting to pay me $20 million

Cindy, when are you going to learn

You think anyone would notice if we mix him in with the foundation?

And I found a groovy anniversary present for mom:

Septembrie 30, 1976 (MCMLXXVI)

The police will track you down.

I have to warn you, or something terrible could happen,

and be a happening kind of guy. Isn't that neato?

just because she's a girl.

I sure hope so, Alice.

You're telling me there's some kind of wire

I'm Trevor Thomas.

You remember my boss Mr. Phillips.

Thank you, Cindy.

These are my funky new threads

Parents must have done some serious drugs in the seventies, man.

Well, we're a family,

I'd just like to have a little quiet time here all on my own.

[Chuckles] That's cute, very cute.

is learning to let go of the things you love.

and one dead impostor.

that can split us apart.

Septembrie 28, 1976

[Greg continues laughing]

I'm sure you'll find a new Dolly you'll love just as much.

He killed the fricken babysitter

Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist

She's over there,

Never letting go of it.

Good God, woman! You have 3 more husbands?

Don't worry. I didn't let my parents see you.

So, we're all set for the party on Saturday.

Ok. Thanks, mommy.

I'm just a big baby.

It's a ferragamo, just like mom's.

Everything's groovy.

He can't date her!

Well, no. We don't really need one.

You see, there's this chick I'm really hung up on,

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

Uh, right here in my dad's den.

Wow! Out of sight!

something we could all enjoy.

In fact, you may have read

and give your mother a little breathing room here, ok?

"Most popular girl at summer camp."

but when you use language like that in front of my kids,

I'm glad you're my only daddy, daddy.

Cindy, sometimes growing up

with those hospital blueprints, Mr. Phillips.

He just called me.

and it turned out lousy.

I can go out with anyone I want to.

Hey, who are you calling skinny?

What do you mean, take it off?

When I told her how much this horse meant to me--to us--

But what if kitty carryall loved somebody else?

[Doll thinking] I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie.

so if you don't mind giving me the $20 million...

Leave no stone unturned nor Mountain unclimbed.

what your plans are now that you're alive.

Sorry to bother you.

It'll take about 3 weeks.

Septembrie 11, 1976

bet each other a month's chores

We'll have to cancel the wedding,

Can I help you?

Time to see the master at work.

Ok, dad. Thanks for the neat stuff, Mr. Martin.

Sergio is here for you.

Getting that horse back today said it all.

Would you like me to tell you what being a good guest means?

Not now, Cindy.

Scissors. Scissors.

[Crowd murmuring]