Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

which began thousands of years ago.

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

Septembrie 5, 1976

d--d--d--oh, Carol, you're stuttering,

does that mean...

Now, what's on your mind?

But who said you could do that?

the last couple of days.

You will? That's great.

[Everyone laughs]

You did the right thing, honey,

you plug into your TV set that gives you 50 channels?

I guess I'll be going to my room now.

Alice: I tried to wake him up, and he told me to stuff it.

would be the perfect surprise.

Carol: Jan, why aren't you eating?

¶ sha na na na na ¶

Let's get started!

Good God, man! Do you have three more husbands?

How did he know that daisies are my favorite?

What's going on?

I sure hate to rain on your parade, but daddy's already here.

Well, isn't that something?

Bobby: Oh, yeah.

Sure. Just sign right here

I'm kind of busy here, sir, as you can see. Thank you.

there's no time to dillydally.

What auction? Christie's? Sotheby's?

These are my funky new threads.

[Relieved] Oh. Oh. Sherwood Avenue.

Look over there, coming up the ladder.

Well...I have my car, marcia.

by their first names,

No, but now that you mention it,

Oh! She's not under here.

And your freckles.

Why do I have to work in dad's architecture firm this summer?

Date somebody else?

Dick, Let us do something, Please. Gills.

Spaghetti with mushroom sauce.

Oh, Mike. What a wonderful anniversary present.

Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Oh, George, you're such a card!

P.A.: Will the very beautiful jan Brady...

"Menage a trois."

Mike: Oh, there you are, Peter.

I'm so glad I found her.

Ok, are you the skinny decaf mochaccino Grande?

¶ you are my candy girl ¶

I mean, does she sleep with a lot of people?

How come George never calls here?

Cindy: Good job, marcia!

who might understand me.

and pull them in the back

And they smell pretty tasty.

Kitty carryall is missing.

everything's so confusing.

Oh, no. They're gone.

Mr. Thomas, I've been collecting antiquities for decades,

Oh, daddy's sorry, honey, but daddy had amnesia.

Carol. I've never been so happy to see anybody in my life.

Especially one...

oh, George, pull yourself together.

Any safety infractions today?

And even if you don't get kitty carryall back,

Come on, George.

¶ good morning, starshine ¶

by a succession of earthquakes

I don't want 2 dead husbands.

I'd like to speak to a live guy,

I know, but now that I have my mommy,

compared to what Roy's accustomed to, but--

and dispensing justice in an evenhanded fashion,

I don't see Benji Ewing around here.

I got killers, I got gangbangers,

Uh...Shadow puppets!

Nice to meet you.

I should have seen through

but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me sad.

Marcia, did you hear?

Knock yourself out.

¶ the youngest one in curls ¶

¶ don't fight the tide, come along for the ride ¶

He obviously needs some rest.

Well, dad, I'm not going to let anybody stand in my way anymore,

¶ keep it to yourself... ¶

and your voice sounds different, too.

Look, mister, in order to track this guy down,

It would be my pleasure

[Echoing] Husband, husband, husband.

And it's worth a fortune!

I can wait to have the attic

Ooh! Sidesaddle or bareback?

Hey, dad. Look what Mr. Martin gave me.

Oh, well... Here's one.

so I can get up early and hang out with Mr. Martin.

Can you make a hippopotamus?

But these new contact lenses help me to look ultraglamorous.

Alice, this is Roy, Mrs. Brady's first husband.

When you're a man?