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That man threatened my kids, kidnapped my wife,
Carol, get out of the car. We're walking.
Well, um, to be honest,
Mom!
Well, this can be our first real case.
¶ like their mother ¶
Oh, Alice.
Man: Tell that scum
This is all alexs fault
Zsa zsa...She, uh, gave it to me.
¶ your mom and dad, they say it's a shame ¶
who are they?
Peter, you come down from there.
All right, sir, I've marked your exit here on the map,
¶ you've got to rearrange ¶
Zsa zsa!
It's high time you grew up and learned to play with more important things,
Do you know where they went?
Uh...Well, uh, actually, um...No.
Aah!
I got to go.
Keep going. Get it out.
Of course!
$100!
¶ then it's time to change ¶
Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!
After the wedding, I'll move back into my room.
Sure Dan
Good idea.
Oh, George.
Even though school's out,
Jan: It's terrible!
Thanks, mom.
where's Roy? ¶ who you are into what you're gonna be ¶
Yeah. Whatever.
I love you, Mike,
[Thunder]
[Sigh]
Carol?
Can you possibly understand that?
There's a new thing called women's lib.
Greg: ¶ autumn turns to winter ¶
Interesting.
Oh, sorry, dad.
1...
Wow.
and that's the only family that matters.
ok. 2 cokes for... 2 groovy chicks.
I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.
Oh. Well, let's not talk about her.
you never thought you could do.
Septembrie 24, 1976
asdadasdasd asdasdasd
So do you want her?
Sure Derek
¶ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ¶
about things like that.
Let's make sure which you-know-who doesn't suspect what
can't buy what we Bradys have: Togetherness.
Uh...Something suddenly came up!
Alice, pack the flowered shirts and sandals.
till you go to college.
¶ when it's time to change ¶
with Mike and the kids and Alice.
Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these.
Oh, of course. I'm almost done
Sure Doc
[Chuckles nervously]
Daddy?
¶ I've got plenty of blues and sort of bad news ¶
Yes, sir.
Now, marcia.
¶ well, there have been some times when I've been down ¶
¶ Good morning, starshine ¶
are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cousin Oliver, no!
Is something wrong?
Wow! Neato!
call a hot horse!
¶ there's no sense in walking around ¶
I mean, why not?
Roy, could we talk for a minute before we go inside?
I'm sorry.
Well, great.
Careful, marcia. Your bracelet!
[Knock on door]
Right!
Marcia: Oh, my gosh! I forgot my hairbrush.
[Quietly] Keep it!
I've been acting weird, too, Greg.
if my life depended on it.
Thank goodness I use aqua net.
[Telephone ringing and people talking]
something super important.
Here you go, Peter.
Mrs. cummings! Hi!
That stretched me about half a foot,
with those trading stamps that Alice had saved up?
I have to get something,
over here!
stop whining
Hospital.
¶ good time music ¶
Yeah. This will be great!
[Gulp]
Of course she does. We all do, don't we, kids?
[All talking at once]
Mom! Mom!
[Sound of needle sliding across record]
Have a nice day! [Whinnying laugh]
Good-bye! Bye! Bye, Alice!
and bad luck for you, Mr. Thomas:
Sure Kayla
Eat shit snallen
I lied.
Eat shit smallen
Now who's going to drive me home?
Because whatever you give to children comes back to you.
[sultry voice] Yes, Greg?
I remember, Mike.
Sure, Jenn
[Rock music playing]
Gone to that great archeological dig in the sky?
¶ our early-morning ¶
Bobby, look. It's kitty carryall.
[Coughing]
Are we talking about the same kitty carryall?
What am I going to do without her?
But he is!
Oh, it's a simple matter of a horse.
Calm down, sweetie!
all because of Greg's deciding vote.