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- (FOOTSTEPS) - (TERRY GASPS)
Well, the government calls it 6:30.
The suit, the cut. Just look at me.
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In here.
What is this place?
♪ You see us stylin' from the island
Listen to that.
It tastes like goat feces.
That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself.
How about a librarian? They're cool.
22 here can be a bit of a challenge.
You really are a good shrink, Doctor.
(SIGHS)
Please remain standing for the Duke Ellington anthem.
Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment.
You sure get lost a lot.
I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset.
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That's just regular old living.
(WHISPERS) Come. Come on.
JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that.
It's so good! (SCREAMS)
(BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC)
That's right, Terry did.
Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing.
until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini.
(PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)
Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped...
Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body.
Oh, yeah? Why's that?
Well, aren't you an arrogant one?
Don't worry, I'm okay.
22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time
Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.
Daddy! And that couch!
I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
G4
MOONWIND: Joe? JOE: Huh?
He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.
Try to close your own eyes. Try to close your own eyes.
22: Aah!
(JOE AS MR MITTENS YOWLING)
- A backup plan never hurts. - (JOE SIGHS)
I'm happy as a clam, my man.
Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow!
And second, music and life operate by very different rules.
Line!
MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there.
It's the subway. It does that to some people.
(BEAT PICKING UP)
Sorry to interrupt, Mr Gardner.
- Oh, I'm so proud of you. - ...we heard the news.
I'll gather all the necessary provisions...
Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back.
What?
I'm not done. I'm not done. Run!
22: Wait, not me!
You're Banned For Playing Golf In the Hour Go Home Now
- GIRL: Mr Gardner? - Ah!
I'm gonna need you to try it on.
Things Ain't What They Used to Be is a jazz song from 1942.
I have my routine.
PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man.
- (GASPS) - Egads, man!
we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested.
Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20.
then get back to the (YAWNS) club.
Except for Poonchy
(INHALES DEEPLY)
So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?
Looks good from where this guy's standing.
I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic.
So this is all I had to do to get back to my body?
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital.
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22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266,
I'll be right back. Practise your scales.
You're in a cat?
Hello again, Terry.
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Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion.
- The count's off. - Excuse me?
- What? - Kiss her.
Close your eyes.
It's the space between the physical and spiritual.
'Cause I don't know,
Uh, hey, is this heaven?
I would die a happy man
Um, excuse me, what's going on here?
In fact, all of school is a waste of time.
CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea.
I'm a cat. I can make this.
Things Ain't What They Used to Be played the intro off-key!
(THUD)
Uh, never mind.
See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you.
Please, just do it quickly and quietly.
what I'm trying to do with my life.
Maria was a rare disease specialist
That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job.
You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency.
Okay, here we go.
(IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you.
But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...
Doctor you have to help me this is my body you know but I'm stuck...
- 22: This water hurts! - It's okay.
an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement.
(JOE SIGHS)
Yes, amazing.
OMG you mess this up!
Stay on the beep
We gotta get out of here before they take me away.
You come back here right now!
- (22 HISSING) - (TERRY YELPING)
Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.
You stole my Bo- woah whoa Aaaaaaaaaah! Ow! That hurt
Fighting everyone isn't for everyone. Fighting everyone isn't for everyone.
full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos.
JOE: Hey!
Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.
I don't know. All the times I've been
(SCREAMING)
JOE: All right.
Ratatouille Podcast #6: Parlez Vous Francais
I'm scared, Joe.
(SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today,
Two, Three... I See You, Kaleb.
This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before.
Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me?
(IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest.