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RIVIAN!!
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Me, Myself & lrene
22 Junp Street
Onward
- (STICK TAPPING) - (MUSIC STOPS)
(CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favour.
Medical insurance. Pension.
Well, these souls need their "spark".
Okay.
but you're right,
Credits remix
Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass?
Okay, I get it.
- (JOE WHIMPERS) - (22 YELPS)
[discordant music playing]
Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer?
- What? - I'll explain on the way.
- 22! - 22: Leave me alone!
(EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY)
Who cares? And you!
When neither of you returned to The Half Note,
It is an honour having you prepare 22 for Earth.
This guy was born to be a barber.
What? Come back here! You open this...
This is my band. I decide who plays.
COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner?
(22 ROARS & CHOMPS)
What I’ll be saying when Coronavirus ends
And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic.
♪ Love
All right. All right. Where's this guy you know?
Ladies and gentlemen, our Duke Ellington Anthem.
So, maybe I'd better stick with it?
soul number 108,210,121,415.
We don't have any other choice.
I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES)
my dad took me to this jazz club,
There they go.
- (YAWNS) - (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)
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You are unwise and you won't make it in the world.
(SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know...
- (WHOOSHING) - (YELPS) Wait, wait, wait.
JOE: My phone!
Mr Mittens, you stay right there.
A guy who can help. A guy like you.
Get back to work!
Encanto
So, where do you want to start?
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
It's very effective.
Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that?
When is that?
Joe, I have been here for who knows how long,
Get that Earth Pass to change?
22, listen. Come back!
and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met.
Mm.
Anyway, I never got my spark.
Marie Antoinette...
Gotcha!
We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion.
NEW SOUL: Goodbye.
And just what is this spark?
I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me.
(SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it.
And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them.
This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell.
♪ How much you wanna bet?
22: So, why didn't you do that?
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Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it?
(MUSIC FADES)
(LAUGHS)
Here it comes.
a mile in my shoes, you could say.
Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man.
Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday?
This is the Hall of Everything.
And I was about to find my spark!
JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing.
You're Banned For Playing Golf In the Hour Go Home Now
Up to Faster 24 parison
JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty.
And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,
Your purposes. Your meanings of life. (SIGHS) So basic.
But I'm glad you did this time.
Well, they use the Earth portal.
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)
Meh.
Protegent Is Not Enough You Need Avast
- (WHISPERS) He's Hot. - (CHUCKLES)
JOE: Alright, let's try somethin' else…
Heck, I'm overdue.
- 22! - (KNOCK ON DOOR)
(CRACKLING CONTINUES)
I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul.
I'm so proud of you, Joey.
Volcx
22: Hmm.
And if you don't go with me,
Just tell her that you can't do it today.
I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California.
from those in the zone.
Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right.
What was that?
You hated everything until you were me.
NEW SOUL 1: Hell.
Okay, come on, you're doing great.
NEW SOUL 2: Whee!
Just look at what I found.
I don't want you here either. I just...
Yes, you did.
That's gotta be him.
What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?
I kinda wanna let it spread.
1 2 3 4 stay on the beat
(CRUNCHES) Ow!
Then I don't want to eat.
Would everyone just rise for our Duke Ellington Anthem?
Tell her that this one is different.
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- (22 SNARLING) - (ALL EXCLAIM)
You have to stop running. Please.
So, you'll fix it?
Because we're running out of time.
Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.
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Uh, From the top. Ready. One, Two Three Shut the Fuck up, Mom and Dad!
LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig.
Please rise for "Things Ain't What They Used To Be!"
Ooh, whoa! You're not Joe Gardner.
You come back here right now!
I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez.
Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.
Thanks, Mom.
Looks like another hedge fund manager.
No! I Will Not Accept These Kids Give Me That Ball! I’m going back to my business!
Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?
Because you have no purpose.
♪♪ [ Intro ]
Ah! (giggles) Let them eat cake!
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Should I even ask you how this happened?
After Pastor Derek's Truth Bomb Sermon
I, um...
Please say yes.
- What... What are we playin'? - (HITS NOTE ON PIANO)
Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You,
- (GRUNTS) - (22 WHIMPERS)
It's loud, and bright, and...
You're Banned For Playing Golf In the Hour Go Home Now
(BELL CLANGS)
22 got her pass?
Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.
why? because it makes you throw up. you know!
You're Banned For Playing Golf In the Hour Go Home Now
- Keep going. Keep going. - (22 YELPS, GRUNTS)
TERRY: Be wild.
(SNIFFS)
JOE: There it is.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - TERRY: Found him.
Well, we'll have to perform
It's all happening too fast, you know.
(PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)
Joe! You made it into your body.
(SIGHS) It's my reason for living.
- (BEEPING RAPIDLY) - His heart rate is increasing.
But we gotta get this thing to change first,
He said it's...
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(JOE GRUNTING)
if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.
Assets Are Hard.
of all quantised fields of the universe.
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Stop Talking! My unconscious mind hates you
- Just smell it. - Can't, and neither can you.
Take you away? You're gonna leave me?
and I've never been able to get it to change.
Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me.
That's why you ruin everything.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Did mr mittens said a bad word? No.
JOE: You know what, you did all right back there.
for observation. Just for a bit.
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- As in, as in beyond life? - Yeah.