Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(TV theme song plays)

-Thank you. -Yeah.

♪ Singing yippee-ayo... ♪

Do you believe that?

I was talking to Kate.

Have you even considered

I barely knew her.

Oh, Katie Kat, her and the whole damn town.

Always happy to meet a fan, and a new neighbor.

But you just misunderstood.

I have an ass for a face, your dad has an ass for a face.

-Rod: At the Garden Club party tomorrow? -woman: Yes, of course.

She hates Cindy Turner.

-Honey... -Daddy, come on. It's just one session.

anchor: A strange twist in the shocking story of Jeanette Turner,

How did it happen?

Please open the door.

-♪ Zombie ♪ -♪ Zombie ♪

One that doesn't involve you giving her a black eye.

Kate: Smells like summer! Come on!

Oh. She and I had a little argument earlier, but...

That sounds like a great idea... not.

♪ But the springtime takes me so very far away ♪

I... kind of promised your mom

(rock music playing)

You're ready to give a statement?

Hi, Tammy. You're looking great.

One hundred percent.

I do not wish to speak to you at this moment.

woman: And when was that?

-I came as soon as I heard. -Bitch!

(pager buzzing)

One hundred percent

Do you know what a Rube Goldberg machine is?

(modem dialing)

Jeanette's an impostor.

I even have proof.

I mean, not usually.

-(Kate humming tune) -(ominous soundtrack echoing)

He's having an affair.

I just don't know what to think.

Wow, Rod Wallis? I-- I'm a big fan.