Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What happened the other day was completely unprofessional.
I don't know.
I know. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make it.
Sure, that makes sense.
You're really being silly. There is no evil plan afoot here.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
I honestly did not think this was going to be so complicated.
In your sock drawer?
No, I'm not going because of the thing at the Inn.
English Lit. With Mr. Max Medina.
and I can see you really need it, so...
And then my next thought was, 'Oh, my God. What if we break up?
- This is a little uncomfortable. - Yes, it is.
- Okay. - But I probably won't.
- A teacher? - Please.
But you weren't listening...
- He's a teacher. - Male teachers are different.
I shouldn't be here. First rule of the Gilmore Dating Handbook.
I just wanna know what you were thinking.
- You sure? - Take it. Read it.
- You can't just leave now. - Paris, please.
Why not? You have to work. I, as you have insinuated, have no life.
No, I decided to break up with him in my daughter's school...
That one's completely fine.
It's the wrong time to start reading the longest book known to man.
What are you talking about?
Her dad should've paid her mom more and this thing would've been over.
On Monday, we will start a two-week exercise in creative writing...
I wish my mom would sleep with my teacher.
Paris, with everything I have going on right now...
- You're the new Heather. - I guess.
- Did you read Rory's paper yet? - Not yet.
Are you insane?
- What the hell is wrong with you? - I don't know.
- Really? - Bye.
even as a part-time Max, it just seems like it'll get too confusing.
and you promised you would go.
I'd take some dance classes...
But you knew that. Hence the smile.
Yeah.
- So what do you think about the skating? - What?
- Tell me about Parents' Day. - What?
Okay.
No, you can't.
Just to figure out...
- but it's not exactly the same. - Take it.
- Puppies! - That's not a disease.
It wasn't supposed to happen.
- You didn't. - It was the quilted kind.