Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not holding my breath.

- You are constantly trying to ruin my fun. - Do they even fit anymore?

I told you he wouldn't date a teacher.

they said hello to me the other day.

- He's just a man, Lorelai. - No, he's not.

If you like him so much, why are you breaking up with him?

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Just tell me one more thing. Where's the silver dangly bracelet?

It's too bad Bowling League didn't work out for him.

That does it. Parents, thank you for coming.

- She's coming. - I hadn't heard from her in a while...

Parents' Day. Next Wednesday.

Why on earth would you date Rory's teacher?

- I'm going over to my friend Lane's house. - Sounds good.

So my mind instantly went to, 'What if we break up? She'll be crushed. '

That's what my dad did.

I tried to call it Al, but it would only answer to mistake.

It's a good rule. It's been working.

I think I'm gonna go for it and wear the fur-trimmed skating skirt...

Maybe it was good that you hid your personal life when I was a kid...

Because we are standing in this stairwell yelling at each other, that's why.

I'm so sorry. Please, honey.

Something else is good. I love something else.

- Which behavior is this? - Do you have no shame?

So, where are we going?

we might be doing this again.

It's not bad water, actually. It's not a funny color or anything.

Then she takes the cage to the place where we bought him...

The Chilton newsletter came out today.

You haven't been in a relationship in years.

Yeah, I hate Proust.

I would rather starve myself than know that my food was paid for...

A mistake is when you forget to RSVP to a dinner party.

I told you to be nice, but this was extreme, don't you think?

Just because I didn't read it doesn't mean I don't care about Rory.

No, he is. He is a great guy for someone.

The thing at the Inn with the flags and the little men and the peanuts.

Maybe we could do something else together.

I really, really like you, Lorelai Gilmore.

An amazing guy.

I'll think of something else.

Just Lit. Class.

- You're smiling. - I'm happy.

Can we talk about it next Friday when I've read the newsletter?

Where are you going?

- One bottle, actually. - It's quite all right.

What are you looking at?

Psycho was on earlier, and it was just the first name that came to mind.

I will deal with my issues with Max myself.

- Are you breaking up with him? - What are you talking about?

It's just... I'm so swamped right now.