Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I came here to give you this book back. Please take it.
Doesn't that seem crazy to you?
Rory goes to school in that place. She has a reputation to protect.
- Whatever you say, dear. - I've used it a few times myself.
- Really? Then what is this? - I just need space.
- How many times did Dean call? - Not that many.
and they're printing all the sordid details about it in the paper.
Because it's affecting you. It's seeping into your life.
They're the reason you grew up the way you did...
and the whole thing would have been fine.
- Cha-cha-cha. - Stop that.
Dumb girls crave smart men.
- I can't believe you're blaming this on me! - I'm not blaming you!
You have not been using that cleanser.
The first sentence. I finished the first sentence.
- We have water. - That's okay.
To Parents' Day.
and now she's getting attached, and I'm afraid she's gonna get hurt.
- Not now. - What?
Were you kissing him?
The other night, he said I should call him something other than Mr. Medina...
- Really? - Yes.
As compared to all the happy highways she could've been abandoned by?
- Rory, go upstairs please. - Is everything okay?
It was working pretty good the other night.
- Last Tuesday? - Tuesday in the not-too-distant past.
Mr. Medina. I'm sorry, Max.
There are some really big words in here.
I better go.
- "M" - Mumps.
I still think she's lucky.
I hope you have a dictionary with you when you read it.
- Okay, see, I told you not to tell me. - Sorry.
- Wait! - What?
Goodbye, Lorelai.
Your very best friend in the whole world?
I do like Mr. Medina.
- Wednesday? - Yeah.
and a cape with a hood and...
Can I borrow your silver dangly bracelet?
Mr. Medina, is this my extra-credit work, because Missy just had to take a test.
You abandoned your hamster?
Whatever. Forget it. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Do whatever you want. I don't care. Just leave me out of it.
Walt Whitman read Homer, Dante, Shakespeare...
I was called into Headmaster Charleston's office today.
Twenty minutes ago, we were sitting at the dinner table, weren't we?