Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Someone who's not you, although you're the person spending every hour with him?

- Yes, they fit. - They look rusted.

The word 'probation' was tossed around quite a bit, though.

What are you doing?

- You've missed me. - Stop it.

the last thing I need to do is face people gossiping about me.

So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.

- It's a her. - And a new name.

Do you have any idea how many people you've hurt?

- Four what? - Four cookies.

So long as we have that straightened out.

Obviously, he was raised in a barn.

'Buttercup is a special dog. She is extremely skittish...

- Don't. - It's in the box.

who are coming...

Don't you mean 'How much we could hurt Lorelai'?

Your solution to all of this is not to return my calls?

Is that a rhetorical question?

for the cookie count.

so it was like 'the mustache guy'...

Madeline, Louise, excuse us for a minute.

- I'm wearing it. - Why are you wearing it?

Watch how you talk to me. Remember what happened to Skippy.

No, it isn't. It is never ever okay for me to talk to you like that.

- You know what? I'll go. - What?

if your mom is coming to Parents' Day.

- You wanna go back to thumb wrestling? - Osteoporosis. "P"

I'm seized with an overwhelming urge to say something like:

- Someone else? - Yes.

- Did you check in your purse? - Yes.

So I'm getting used to saying Max.

You must really like this guy.

- Can I say something here? - Of course you can.

Look, the other day, we were going skating and Rory said:

and the reason you're going to go to Harvard.

'That oppresses, like the heft

- I don't think I can do that. - Why not?

- They can still be mysterious. - I bet his girlfriend's pretty.

'As Marcel Proust would say... ' But I have no idea what he would say.

'Why don't we invite Max to come along with us?'

- I bet she's dumb. - Why?

I've never been in a relationship like this before.

- How's the squab? - It's good.

- Catfight. - Go!

Okay, good. I will.