Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...one billion...

Feelin' fine, got an evil crew Goldmember too

Otty’s on Fire!!!

[SPEAKS IN YIDDISH]

When you Get That topwater slam

[EVIL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

HOW ABOUT NO YOU CRAZY FAG!

l would've found my way off that.

Come on cripple boy, stand up and take a bow

Grabbing this girls vagina and going to twist it very hard

-What's a farger? -His father. You know, the father.

Are you sure you can trust Dr. Evil?

that is not punny

And, of course, they share a border with the Dutch.

When you show people you trippin

PURO SKATELAND !!!!

And of course they Share a boarder with the Dutch

You have a tight body. Yes.

Way to go, A-hole.

Come on, you bugger. Come on, I got you.

Let the shoosting begin

-l open-mouth kissed a horse once. -Say what?

Ow, my titties!

oh, aye...i left a rosebud in there for ya

At the end of The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby (2002 movie)

IM BUURNING IM BURNING HELP EM DYING OH GOD IM DYYING HELPPP ME IM BURNIN G IT CHEESE MELTED INTO HIS SKIN MAJSSSH AHHHH AMAA MAMAM MAMAMAMA HEJEKEMDDMSDMSC.....

Zeke Move down the bench

-My "mole-stake." -What was that?

who's filling in for sylvie leroux? chelsea connor.

l never met my birth parents.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.

So our engineers have crafted this vehicle...

Before l kill you...

What ever Mum shouts

This is uncomfortable

Okay, so.... Oh, sure.

-Hey, "A" and "N," you're late. -How we doing? We're back.

EVIL: A Belgian man and his 15-year-old love slave with webbed feet...

Don't forget, Master Powers, later you have a brief oral exam.

Now you're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember.

Est-ce que la CAQ va gagner les élections ?

[NIGEL CHUCKLES]

Having Said That I DO HAVE SOME THOUGHts...

MAN 4: Loved it! -Okay.

Ah, Foxxy Cleopatra.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

It's Turtle Time!

That is so sweet. Well, no, my mini-man, I'm not.

Would you like to?

Would you like to?

FOXXY: Well, if it isn't Austin Powers.

d'ni dosen't that smell contravene all the rules of the geneva convention head on apply directly to the forehead all in good time my dearie all in good time those stories tonight on 60 minutes take a look it's in a book a reading rainbow expecto patronum in treatment tonight are you get nothing you lose good day sir

[MAN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE OVER PA]

-l don't like that. -A little serious.

I’m really excited to be part of the team here at HTA.

SINGERS: Hey, Goldmember -Goldmember

Schmoke & a pancake? Bong & a blintz?

[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]

my word you're a tripod

There's Goldmember.

He was hired by Dr. Evil to construct Preparation H.

AUSTIN: Try to kill me, will you?

We can't be seen talking to each other, you dig?

Ow, my titties!

You know, that old chestnut

Okay. You got me.

Governor Prickster Says Get in my Belly!

stevie’s sleeping

That's a keeper. Yes.

So, what does this thing do?

J'ai sucer le pénis à Dédé mais oui il est bien On s'est t'enculer toute la soirée

...Mama only got a taste of honey...

I guess Sharyn won't get any... CHOCOLATE !!!!

Happy birthday Deon !

Ow, my titties!

Come on, Dad, stand up and take a bow.

Don't make that noise, Sharon. I’m getting turned on.

Did you just suhail yourself

He ain't heavy...

TWINS, BASIL. TWINS.

Lamelo. Big Juicy Lamelo.

Didn't. Did not.

Yes, Frau, on the whole, l think Preparation H feels good.

He’s on fire!

Yes, I realize he can't talk.

[CROWD MURMURING]

Foxxy Cleopatra!

Ow, my titties!

Right in the Kniggin

The aptly named...

Oh, there you are.

First things first.

Fat Bastard? But you're not fat anymore.

Ow, my titties!

First shot you Hear opening morning

. Oh, I... I left a rosebud in there for ya

You're not joking.

When Petey exits the donut store, he sees a homeless person who is starving

Fook Mi, that was fast.

Hey assholes! Wanna jam Saturday?

BENNY'S ON FIIIIREEEE

-Excuse me, doctor? -It’s difficult in public, isn't it?

Ooh, hello. What have we here?

Austin, I found this in Goldmember's office. It’s a microfilm. It may be a clue.

And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, l like it.

Listen, Dad, if you are gonna talk about naughty things...

We'll need a disguise.

Ow, my titties!

Well done, Austin.

That's something you don't know.

Oh, Come On. If You've Got An Issue, Here’s A Tissue.

-A what? -A smoke and a pancake.

Executive Producer Lionel Wilson

yes beryl gerrorist? what do you want? i want to do some kohhuepeoreroddinuniohupering in karrinyup.

You're starting to laugh.

10-4 GOOD BUDDY

Ladies and gentlemen...

MAN [OVER PA]: Attention, henchmen, it's health week.

Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

and over here we have contestant number 8... i've just gotta find your off button!

This is Goldy-Wang. Over.

Hello, vicar. Crake!

Johnson. Yes, sir.

Good on you, man.

Daddy wasn't there

Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty!

Ow, my titties!

Yes, it's a good hat. Very good hat.

there is no pleasing you

l may just be a small-town FBI agent-slash-single mother...

Twins Gamble, Twins

Sings : FATHER CAAAAAN YOU HEAR MEEEE

[IN ENGLISH] Why don't I just speak in English?

Quid pro quo, Mr. Powers.

We've confirmed what Fat Bastard told you about Roboto is accurate.

You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!

I’m using this cat as a distraction.

You're a tripod.

Oh, I... I left a rosebud in there for ya

Way to go A-hole

...what did you find on those sailors?

"Tractor beam"...

[FOXXY AND AUSTIN LAUGH]

now the world knows... Someone has some daddy issues

Nice potty mouth, dirtbag.

Oops, I did it again, Baby. Yeah.

You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.

Way to go, A-hole.

...will be knighted by the queen at Buckingham Palace.

I DO HAVE SOME THOUGHTS

But he touched it too much